【正文】 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I 太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對(duì)觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the am so what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am ：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive modity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀(jì)最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來(lái)回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr they will PK for the NO1 killer of the ：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三： II 主持人：Hello，everyone，Wele to watch today39。s program。there will be a PK between Limochou and will be the winner ？I think all of you have different opinions，If you support your hero。Please vote for him。The way of participation:send your hero’s name to you will have chances to take photo with him and get your hero’s , start fighting.（《十面埋伏》中劉德華amp。金成武決斗時(shí)的音樂(lè)）荊軻Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 ’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ Are you challenging me? 荊軻Of course!聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁 Come on!音樂(lè)起 兩人沖上前來(lái)“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊?！?李莫愁倒地 荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。t need any reason to win a 39。t we? Do we?（贏一個(gè)人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you39。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is 主持人：Mr Jingke，congratulations to you，how is your felling now？荊軻：good！主持人：I am your fan，can you be my master? 荊軻：ok,follow （抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my Ladygaga!Could you give me a smart answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please? 荊軻徒弟：maser,your ，上面寫著： To be or not to be, that39。s a ：Hero，we need your ：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of ：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上場(chǎng)的美女，激動(dòng)狀): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the you say ., she is （流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荊柯。Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the ：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 觀眾甲：TCMTraditional Chinese ：I must show you the trump and gentlemen, this is Slimming is a brand new product in （激動(dòng)）：Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my ：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak it!Do you real