【正文】 后我開門出去，從經(jīng)理秘書旁邊經(jīng)過時(shí)，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了？英語笑話：fish net 魚網(wǎng)can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes tied together with the little ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子過了一會(huì)倒回來說：?爸爸，上帝是邁克杰克遜嗎？?【每日一樂】男生永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)說的八句話8 things youll never hear a man say 8)here honey, you use the ，親愛的，你來用遙控器吧。7)you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too ，我也愿意再跟她約會(huì)，但她的胸部實(shí)在太大了！6)ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安東尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部電影！5)while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的時(shí)候，要幫你（順手）拿點(diǎn)兒什么嗎？ 4)sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be ，有時(shí)候我只想和你擁抱。3)aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose ！星期一晚上看什么足球賽啊，我們來看《飛躍情海》吧?。ㄅ瑦鄣碾娨曔B續(xù)劇。）2)hey, let me hold your purse while you try that 嘿，你試穿的時(shí)候我來幫你拿包包。1)we never talk ！ a helping hand a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and p ut his head out the window to he did so a glass eye fell into his looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking this yours? he said, yes, could you bring it up? and the man arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a she was very attractive he afterwards she said, im abou t to have you like to join me? he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely the eve ning was drawing to a close the lady said, ive had a marvelous ould you like to stay the night? the man hesitated then said, do you act like this with every man you meet?5篇三：課前英語演講稿 recently he cheers up days ago, the chinese badminton championship 2007 was held in went to see him on was very excited, and i shouted loudly, hoping he could hear is no doubt that he won the he went away, he waved hand to us, how excited i was at that time!the next day, he beat li zongwei again and he won the mans single gold of us are very 7 years, which could be a long time for an athlete, he proved himself again in guangzhou, which is considered as his lucky think this will be the energy of his i hope he can keep this fighting will and win the gold medal in the 29th olympic games held in beijing!best wishes!高中生英語課前演講稿經(jīng)典英語演講套路第一標(biāo)準(zhǔn)步驟 introducing yourself/starting the meeting /opening remarksladies and gentlemen, good morning!(女士們，先生們，上午好)(各位，你們好，歡迎你們)it’s my great honor to be here.(我來到這里，倍感榮幸)it’s very happy to see you all.(我很高興見到大家)thank you for being here.(感謝大家光臨)最常用的自我介紹：we haven’t all met before,so i’d better/like to /want to introduce ’m li yang from lyceco./first let me introduce ’m?.(我以為從未會(huì)過面，還是讓我來做一下自我介紹。我是李陽，來自李陽瘋狂英語文化傳播有限公司。/首先讓我來做個(gè)自我介紹。我是?.)超級(jí)謙辭：i hope you’ll excuse my ’m a little out of practice/nervous./please excuse my poor english.(我好久不說英語/我有些緊張，英語講的不好之處請大家好好包涵)【瘋狂提示】：千萬別小看上面的這些句子，就算是美國的專業(yè)主持人在演講開始前，都要到洗手間反復(fù)操練。第二標(biāo)準(zhǔn)步驟preparing the aduience what i am going to talking about today is?(我今天要談?wù)摰氖?..)first i’d like to talk about ?(首先，我想談一談?..)(開門見山，觀點(diǎn)明確)my topic today is very interesting.(我今天談?wù)摰脑掝}很有趣)i hope i can share my experiences with you.(我希望能和大家分享我的經(jīng)歷)i’ll start with?and then move on to ?finally, i’m going to ?/i’ll begin by describing?then go on to ?and i’ll end with?.(我將以??開始，然后轉(zhuǎn)向??最后，以??作為結(jié)束)(先總后分，條理清晰)i think, if you don’t mind, we’ll leave questions to the end./if you have any questionhs i’ll be glad to answer them.(我想如果你們不介意的話，我們將把問題留到最后來解決。/如果你們有問題，我很高興為大家解答。)(主次分明 以“禮”服人。)please hold/save any questions until the end.(請把所有的問題留到最后)remember this important point.(請記住這個(gè)重點(diǎn))第三標(biāo)準(zhǔn)步驟delivering the message firstly?.secondly?/first of all?next?.(首先??其次??.)this brings me to my next point ?/feel free to interrupt if you have any questions.(這正引出了我下面要講的一個(gè)??./如果你們有問題請盡管打斷我。)i must emphasize/stre/make clear/i’d like to turn to/i’d like to stress?.(我必須強(qiáng)調(diào)/重點(diǎn)指明/我要轉(zhuǎn)向/強(qiáng)調(diào)??.)at this point we must consider?/at this point we have to bear in mind?(在這一點(diǎn)上我們必須考慮??.)now, to digrefor a moment?/now to change the subject for a moment?(現(xiàn)在，我們暫時(shí)撇開這個(gè)話題/現(xiàn)在我們臨時(shí)換一個(gè)話題??.)to go back to my earlier point?/to return to the point i made earlier?(還回到我先前的話題?..)finally?/in conclusion?(最后?..)(最后?..)第四標(biāo)準(zhǔn)步驟 windingup before finishing/closing i’d like to summarize the main points again/ before i finish,i’d like to run through the main points again.(在結(jié)束之前我要將我的要點(diǎn)再總結(jié)一下)that’s all i’d like to run through the main points ’s all i have to say for the moment/now/today./ that brings me to the end of my presentation.(這些就是今天/剛才要講的一切)(謝謝大家前來聽我的演講)now if there are any ’ll be happy to answer them./i’ll be glad to take any questions./if you have any questions,i’d be glad to answer them.(如果有任何問題，我將非常樂意為大家解答/我很高興為大家解答。第三篇：英語課前演講稿英語課前演講稿Good morning,everyone, I39。m so glad to be here and make a my presentation, i’d like to ask you some you know Li na,the famous tennis athlete in China? How much do you know about her?I am sure that many studentswho have watched the Australian Tennis Championship on CCTV 5 during winter today, i would like to talk about my thoughts of this January 24, Li na won over Sharapova in the women39。 s singles is the third time that Li na has gone intothe grand slam again, On January 26, Li na went against a new opponent name that day of the game, Li na was in the leadin the first inning, but during the second inning, she accidently fell down were shocked and sad about how she could not continue the because of the people being worried, she doggedly continue the game,making the audience cheer and applauding her for her effort to continue her t that time ,audience applauded foe her she lost the game, herhard effort and insistencymoved us and motivated this case also appreaded in tthe men singles final the next opponents named Murray and Djokovic were against each to the game, Murray39。s foot had blisters that affected the way he doctor had to treat his wound with human beings, if we had blisters on our foot, we may feel a lot of pain and don39。t want to , as an athlete, Murray had to withstand the pain and strive for the far as I’m concerned, for professional athletes, game