【正文】 and pointed to the car.“There she is, Buddy, just like I told you brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn39。t cost him a some day Im gonna give you one just like it...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about.” Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his shiningeyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: “It is more blessed to give...” 演講稿四：課前三分鐘英語演講稿——Girls are the bosses Have you ever watched the famous cartoon“Happy sheep and gray wolf”,which captures the hearts of millions of kids and even 39。m sure you can39。t forget the vivid characterRed Wolf,which is a snippy,violent and hottempered wife with her symbolic action:throw a pan to her husband and shout out “ go and catch the sheep!or never e back”.In fact,this is a truly reflection that female are gradually dominating the are the to a report by CNN in 2015,women in the US earned 59 percent of all college degrees,surpassing men by almost 3 to in 1970,41 years ago,men earned that percentage of all college , in China,it39。s estimated that female college students surpassed male students in numbers on campus for the first time in history in 2015,which accounts for 51%.Although we,the students in WHUT,can39。t feel it,because the majority here are think about the fact that,the female ratio of freshmen in Huazhong Normal University this year is 70%.So next time,when you39。re free,why not go to Huazhong Normal University,just walk around the campus,and you will enjoy a different to our topic, Gu haibing,professor in the School of Econmics at Renmin University of China,attributes this to the education says girls gain the edge with their better discipline and memorybased studying method “However , a gender imbalance on campus caused by female students outperforming their male counterparts reflects a global 2015 Olympics have been hailed as the ”Year of the women“,according to Time magazine,because 58 of the US team 103 medals were won by women and for the first time Muslim women from SaudiArabia,Qatar and Brunei ere allowed to pete in the ,as we have known, Madame Curie is one of the greatest scientists around the world,and she is a woman?！盜ron lady Margaret thatcher is the one of the most prominent politician,and she is a woman。Oprah Winfrey is the household hostess of talk show,and she is a examples like this can be taken endlessly as you here ,the men patriot,watch out,we are fallen behind!第二篇：課前三分鐘英語演講稿媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎？還著什么急呀？英語笑話：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new soundeffects package we were considering closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（瘋狂的）screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的）laughter, pleading and i finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之聲工作。經(jīng)理把我叫進他的辦公室，讓我預(yù)試一下我們準(zhǔn)備購買的一套新的音響 效果設(shè)備。他關(guān)上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。聽了幾個常規(guī)的音響效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經(jīng)理秘書旁邊經(jīng)過時，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了？英語笑話：fish net 魚網(wǎng)can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes tied together with the little ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子過了一會倒回來說：?爸爸，上帝是邁克杰克遜嗎？?【每日一樂】男生永遠(yuǎn)不會說的八句話8 things youll never hear a man say 8)here honey, you use the ，親愛的，你來用遙控器吧。7)you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too ，我也愿意再跟她約會，但她的胸部實在太大了！6)ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安東尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部電影！5)while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的時候，要幫你（順手）拿點兒什么嗎？ 4)sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be ，有時候我只想和你擁抱。3)aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose ！星期一晚上看什么足球賽啊，我們來看《飛躍情海》吧?。ㄅ瑦鄣碾娨曔B續(xù)劇。）2)hey, let me hold your purse while you try that 嘿，你試穿的時候我來幫你拿包包。1)we never talk ！ a helping hand a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and p ut his head out the window to he did so a glass eye fell into his looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking this yours? he said, yes, could you bring it up? and the man arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a she was very attractive he afterwards she said, im abou t to have you like to join me? he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely the eve ning was drawing to a close the lady said, ive had a marvelous ould you like to stay the