英文個(gè)人簡(jiǎn)歷resume2(參考版)
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【正文】 Profiles in Excellence39。 ) 錯(cuò)誤： “Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.” “Qualifications: No education or experience.” “I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.” “My pensation should be at least equal to my age.” “Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.” “Fired because I fought for lower pay.” “Please disregard the enclosed resumeit is terribly out of date.” “Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.” “Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word “ paranoia” . I prefer to elaborate privately.” 打字錯(cuò)誤與語法錯(cuò)誤 “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.” “Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining poser.” “I am a rabid typist.” “Work History: Performed brain wave tests,18791981.” “After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work.” “Accounting cleric.” “As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.” “Suspected to graduate early next year.” “Disposed of $ billion in assets.” “Proven ability to track down and correct erors.” “Acplishments: Oversight of entire department.” “Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever fet details.” “Acplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.” 不應(yīng)有的幽默 “Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.” “I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.” “My fortune cookie said, 39。 Provided customer service. HONORS amp。 Operated cash register（ 收銀機(jī) ） and balanced daily receipts. Prepared accounts payable（ 應(yīng)付款 ） , receivable （ 應(yīng)收款 ） and payroll（ 薪水冊(cè) ） . Prepare sales and quarterly payroll tax reports. 9/975/99 Bookkeeper, WATKINS HEATING COMPANY, Woodland Hills, CA 納稅申報(bào)表 ） . Work on audits with staff. 突出賣點(diǎn) (selling point)，將之放在最吸引人的地方，使招聘者一眼可見，有利于 present 自己。如 travel，如果你喜歡旅行，而有些工作需要經(jīng)常出差，那么你寫上travel是非常有利的；有些女性寫上 cooking，是很實(shí)事求是的，也給人以踏實(shí)的感覺，對(duì)于象秘書這樣的職位，總是有好處的。大家不知道你喜好什么，或者讓大家覺得你根本就沒有 真正的愛好，更糟糕的是，人們會(huì)認(rèn)為你的寫作水平很差。當(dāng)然，確實(shí)有的人七八樣都玩得挺好的，但一般人不相信每個(gè)人的強(qiáng)項(xiàng)有特別多，所以您也沒必要寫那么多，以免給人輕浮的感覺。因?yàn)闃O少有人在很多方面都很強(qiáng)。更重要的是，他會(huì)覺得你在撒謊。 愛好與特長(zhǎng) 1）寫強(qiáng)項(xiàng)。 資格證書 最需要注意的是，有些人將注冊(cè)會(huì)計(jì)師籠統(tǒng)地翻譯成 CPA，但全世界各國(guó)都有自己的CPA，有些是互不承認(rèn)的，所以一定要寫上國(guó)別，寫明考取年份。不要以為沒有電腦，就不會(huì)考你，他也會(huì)考你一兩個(gè)關(guān)鍵用法。如果幾個(gè)軟件，有的熟練，有的熟悉， 建議只寫軟件名。 中國(guó)人最愛用 “熟悉 ”（ familiar），無論中文還是英文簡(jiǎn)歷。在面試中，語言是最輕松的，一旦被考倒，他會(huì)認(rèn)為你在撒謊，甚至認(rèn)為通篇簡(jiǎn)歷都有很多撒謊的地方。如果有多個(gè)，也爭(zhēng)取用一句話概括 語言 有幾個(gè)層次。 其實(shí)，讀書時(shí)的兼職、實(shí)習(xí)、實(shí)踐，以至所曾參加的一些課外活動(dòng) 協(xié)助出版學(xué)?？铩⑴e辦活動(dòng)，展覽、宣傳 ……
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