【正文】 rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the spend a first day they go fishing, but they don39。t catch same thing happens on the second day, and on the third goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a they39。re driving home they39。re really guy turns to the other and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?”The other guy says, “Wow!It39。s a good thing we didn39。t catch any more!” 2)Change for awardA lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas was found by an honest little boy and returned to in her purse, she mented, “Hmmm....That39。s I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in there are twenty $1 bills.”The boy quickly replied, “That39。s right, last time I found a lady39。s purse, she didn39。t have any change for award.”3)Late for workTom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn39。t do something about Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.“Boss,” he said, “The pill actually worked!”“That39。s all fine” said the boss.“But where were you yesterday?”It was the first day of our summer of us were very ? Because we have one months to do things we love to are we have some we can finish them in several the rest time we can make good use god!We have been very tired after hard winter holidays, I want to have full sleepand eat good food in order to replenish but not the least, I will have a good 7 2006It was the second day of our summer felt felt I am had a lot of time to do things I parents are in I live alone but I don’t feel I didn’t do something stayed at home and watched !I wrote an Englishdaily was my , I have slept for 14 thought I was very was time for must go!I am very 10 2006I am planning to spend my summer holiday on sports this basketball is always my favourite, so some of my classmates and I will form a small team and play basketball we may have a match against some other teams and I do enjoy the sense when we win the 14 2006Today I found time was a cruel man is, time always goes won’t stay to wait for can’t use anything to exchange is also a fair you have a lot of money or you enjoy high reputation, time won’t leave them I found I hadn’t enough I have more than amonth holiday, but I found I had a lot of things to had a lot of homework to do and I am essential to plete the homework as soon as I have 24 2006I have rested for 10 these days, I felt very didn’t know to do I had a lot of things to do, I felt was ill because of the hot was tired, sleepy and had no parents are worried about my fact, it didn’t was always in the room with airconditioner and opened it in a low when I went out, the high temperature disagreed to last, I was 6 2006It was sunny was got up at a quarter to made a appointment to meet at nine o’ I had my breakfast, I went to the Wanjia was hot I arrived, my friends didn’t waited for him in front of the KFC’s haven’t seen them for a in a year, we didn’t e into contact with others ten minutes left, my friends arrived one by we greeted,we went to play basketball in Liwan match last for tow !I fill very happy today!August 7 2006Yesterday we played happily, but there were only ten remembered last year there were twentytwo people at heard some my friends had gone went abroad to I couldn’t see them in the think next year we won’t make a year is a very important all will prepare the new term’s new know, it is the most important for us My best friendI have not only a lot of mon friends, but also a special is my father isn’t tall but he is very kind and usually helps me with my maths and physics in the that time, he is my weekends he plays cheese, cards with I was in always helped me in prefer my father to any other think he is my best friend.