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t to be... into whatever the hell it means. [pause] By the way, what does it mean? Hamlet: Well, he39。s considering suicide. He39。s considering which might be better, living or dying, being or not being. Changing it would sound stupid, wouldn39。t it? It wouldn39。t be memorable. Heckler: But the audience would understand it, for a change. Hamlet: But people do understand Shakespeare, at least most of it. And they figure out the rest from the context. Heckler: I39。ll bet the audience didn39。t know what To be or not to be means from the context. Hamlet: Then how would you say it? Heckler: How should I know? I39。m just a heckler. Hamlet: Then why don39。t you just shut the hell up? Heckler: Not bad, was that Shakespeare? [curtain]