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one settles for.我不想要你將就,我也不想成為將就的對象。 if something had happened to you? What if I couldn39。t get to you? What would I have done without you? You39。re my family. You39。re all I39。ve got.要是你出了事怎么辦?要是我找不到你怎么辦?如果沒有你我該怎么辦?你是我的家人,你是我的一切。㈦《GARFIELD加菲貓》 is not everything. There39。s MasterCard.鈔票不是萬能的, 有時還需要信用卡。 should love animals. They are so tasty.每個人都應(yīng)該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃。 water. Shower with your girlfriend.要節(jié)約用水, 盡量和女友一起洗澡。 the neighbor. But don39。t get caught.要用心去愛你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道。 every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每個成功男人的背后, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個。 man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。 wise never marry, and when they marry they bee otherwise.聰明人都是未婚,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。 is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一個相關(guān)名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的聯(lián)系。 is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.愛情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養(yǎng)。 in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧。 should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?努力工作不會導(dǎo)致死亡。那么為什么我還要去實踐? fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!工作很有意思。尤其是看著別人工作! made relatives。 Thank God we can choose our friends.神決定了誰是你的親戚, 幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。 5