【正文】 ds, she still couldn’t : The king and the queen are very worried about their , they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…(In the palace.)Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughter！!King: So…what happened to our baby? Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!King: So…what can we do?(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)King: Oh~my dear, just take them : Take them all? Are you sure? King: Yes!Princess:(Take medicine)I still can’t sleep me still can’t sleep!(Try another method.)King: Hey my dear!Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting : 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..(Try a third method.)Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful she can make our daughter : Yes yes!(Open the door)Is she the one?(See Ada)Queen: Oh~no!King: Is she the one? Queen: Of course!Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer.(Clean the throat.)Can I start to sing? Rita: Baby hurry to sing with me….Princess: Shut up!Get out of here！King: I think these methods are not good ’ll think of better : Hum…I have an idea….maybe we can…..King: You can say that : Let’s get ready.(King and queen are preparing …)Princess: Daddy!Mommy!It’s time to sleep!Don’t forget to take medicine.(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)King: Oh, no!It didn’t we should get help from : OK!(Point to Ada)You just do out on the streets and find some IV(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people try to make the princess sleep.)Prince:(To himself.)A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work!I think I can make the princess sleep!Can I try? King amp。Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t : Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long : Aha, it is as easy as a pie for about ing to my house tonight? We can make dumplings will teach you how to cook : Great!That is it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after : need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”Ca: sure, here you s next? Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water careful ,don’t add too much : Okay, I’m kneeing the dough is being and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in I blend them? CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are start!CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your , what are these? Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red : are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food : So it is a plete big : An unforgettable banquet in my ’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!第五篇：英語(yǔ)搞笑話劇劇本英語(yǔ)搞笑話劇劇本A Story about Love and Stinky Feet從前，一個(gè)巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。進(jìn)來(lái)教我！M:(回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah…… 慘叫聲T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have you done!She is my teacher!M: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)M: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)太晚了！Once more……(緊箍咒)M: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!So have you take some delicious food for me?M: Yes, Master, I found some delicious : bananas again?!How many times I have told you!I am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重語(yǔ)氣,又開(kāi)始唱起泰坦尼克主題曲)M：OH, sorry, master, Please ,no…….T: Get the meat for me, quickly!（唐僧搖搖頭，玩起手機(jī)來(lái)）白骨精變成了一位年輕漂亮的女子X(jué)2:（曼妙的走過(guò)來(lái)，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不轉(zhuǎn)頭：leave me ，唐僧依然不轉(zhuǎn)頭：I said leave me ，x2開(kāi)口說(shuō)話）X2:hi….Mr handsome!T:（轉(zhuǎn)頭）wow…h(huán)i beauty!（扔掉畫冊(cè)，背景音樂(lè)響起，only you，神情對(duì)視，過(guò)會(huì)兒）e here,do you want some food？take some bananes。當(dāng)愛(ài)情悄悄來(lái)臨，能擁著你，成了我最大的幸福。A：（忍無(wú)可忍）夠了！你唱的跟貓叫一樣，聽(tīng)了晚上都要做噩夢(mèng)，誰(shuí)給你勇氣站在這的！簡(jiǎn)直就在浪費(fèi)我們的時(shí)間。第一篇：英語(yǔ)搞笑劇本改編A：導(dǎo)演 B：編劇 C：黃花菜 D：柔柔 E：才女旁白：最近一首《時(shí)間都去哪了》可謂是紅遍中國(guó)的大江南北啊，其主要原因呢，肯定與其歌詞所包含的重大教育意義有關(guān)，所以因曾經(jīng)拍攝電影而名噪一時(shí)的國(guó)際著名導(dǎo)演張某某正在策劃將歌曲改編成同名電影。A：這位小姐，時(shí)間有限，不要做跟表演無(wú)關(guān)的事。（一臉諂媚的笑）A：溫情電影《時(shí)間都去哪了》即將開(kāi)機(jī)，請(qǐng)大家多多支持！面試結(jié)束了，三個(gè)奇葩演員，帥氣的編劇和霸氣的導(dǎo)演將會(huì)給我們帶來(lái)什么樣的精彩呢？那一刻，他與她相遇