【正文】 同學(xué)，因?yàn)闆](méi)學(xué)好英語(yǔ)鬧了不少笑話呢！相聲表演A:Do,do,do,how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see , I must 攻克you。A：哎，有一次我在廣州和daddy, ：Guangzhou？ A beautiful city, but so many ：You are right，人都快被擠成相片了。中一：歡樂(lè)的時(shí)刻總是那么短暫。停頓中一：耀眼的光線穿透城市的每一個(gè)角落，我們?cè)诿β抵袑ふ胰松姆较?。中二：“誠(chéng)、信、勤、樸”，閃光的校訓(xùn)，朗照的明燈，讓我們秉承這份光榮前行。中二：有夢(mèng)想的地方就有希望。聽(tīng)說(shuō)你們現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始學(xué)巨人英語(yǔ)了？巨人??？了不起??！B:那是，站在巨人的肩膀上，看得遠(yuǎn)啊！不過(guò)您老別說(shuō)，這巨人英語(yǔ)嗎？就是非同凡響，我們的收獲還真不少呢！A: 看你這牛吹的，有本事show : 騙you 我是dog。.個(gè)人詩(shī)朗誦(根據(jù)實(shí)際情況，自己串詞)（表演））（懲罰開(kāi)始）B：說(shuō)來(lái)聽(tīng)聽(tīng)。Monday Monday星期一，猴子花錢坐飛機(jī)。m fine, thank you?B:I39。讓我們以熱烈的掌聲歡迎郭舒怡同學(xué)為我們表演英語(yǔ)個(gè)人脫口秀?！禩hree monks》Luck: One boy is a boys half a boys no 39。為止，所有的劇目均已展示完畢。中一：青春是潮起時(shí)的浪花，樂(lè)觀豪邁。E1: The winter season is stretching her arms to embrace us into a refreshing and silver world, and we are holding the best wishes to wele the ing new ：愿我們的新同學(xué)在四年后收獲累累碩果。中二：歡聲笑語(yǔ)留在你我的心中。中二：美麗的校園，和諧蘇信將因?yàn)槟?，因?yàn)槲?，因?yàn)槊恳粋€(gè)朝氣蓬勃的蘇信學(xué)子而生生不息，年華永存。s it‘s summer now，but I like spring there are a lot of stories in :Yes.《Little tadpoles looking for their Mommy》is one of the stories we are familiar :Yeah!So let39。 Emily：What clever pigs！Luck，Do you like living in the city or the country? Luck:(稍作停頓，搖搖頭說(shuō)道)I don’t : Let’s listen to the story can help you to choose!下面請(qǐng)欣賞故事《城市老鼠和鄉(xiāng)村老鼠》。 about you?B: I go to school at half past ：Oh, that39。doctor doctor是醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生治病又救人。頭head，手hand，發(fā)準(zhǔn)讀音別搞錯(cuò)。男：同時(shí)我們也認(rèn)識(shí)到了學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)的重要性，看來(lái)與國(guó)際接軌指日可待了。得分最低的三組可是要受到懲罰的哦！同學(xué)們，（大聲說(shuō)道），臭雞蛋，西紅柿和拖鞋都準(zhǔn)備好沒(méi)？讓我們嗨起來(lái)?。。。▽?dǎo)演為你們默哀（表演）B：說(shuō)來(lái)聽(tīng)聽(tīng)。中二：今夜展露你稚嫩的翅膀，自由在文化的國(guó)度中翱翔。中一、中二：首先請(qǐng)?jiān)试S我介紹今晚到場(chǎng)的各位領(lǐng)導(dǎo)及嘉賓，他們是??中：再次歡迎各位領(lǐng)導(dǎo)老師的到來(lái)。中一：美麗的校園，和諧的金海將因?yàn)槟?，因?yàn)槲遥驗(yàn)槊恳粋€(gè)朝氣蓬勃的金海學(xué)子而生生不息，年華永存。中一：有希望的地方就有年輕的我們。閃一邊去，你就等著看好戲吧！A：你還不趕緊跟著我一塊閃，請(qǐng)老師登場(chǎng)。A：哎，有一次我在廣州和daddy, ：Guangzhou？ A beautiful city, but so many ：You are right，人都快被擠成相片了。Tuesday Tuesday星期二，猴子屁股摔兩半。m fine, 39。.個(gè)人脫口秀男：哇塞，這英語(yǔ)，一個(gè)字，牛，兩個(gè)字真牛，三個(gè)字特別牛，總之很牛。s a traditional Chinese story.《The Three Monks》 下面請(qǐng)欣賞故事《三個(gè)和尚》?，F(xiàn)在，評(píng)委們正在緊張的分?jǐn)?shù)統(tǒng)計(jì)之中。中二：我們展望未來(lái)，更多的機(jī)遇，更多的挑戰(zhàn)。中一：愿遼寧大學(xué)外國(guó)語(yǔ)學(xué)院前程似錦，桃李芬芳。E1: Tonight is the end of the past, what we need to remember is the happiness that we share: Tonight is the beginning of a new day, what we need to prepare is to embrace the new day with our ：歡樂(lè)的時(shí)刻總是那么短暫。中二：Flowers surrounded tonight, bright stars, singing and dancing to celebrate, show our department of business administration students ：“養(yǎng)正修能”，閃光的校訓(xùn)，朗照的明燈，讓我們秉承這份光榮前行。).Emily：（晃兩下）Wait，wait , I am going to faint, what are you reading? Zac: A story called waiting for : Oh，I have a good idea, we can learn English by listening to :露出不可置信的表情Emily：Don’t believe？Let’s enjoy《waiting for you》.下面請(qǐng)欣賞歌曲《Waiting for you》《Bounce the ball》Emily: If you want to be a good host you must be good at saying tongue , can you? Zac:Yes,I can ,but I know 錢雨辰can say better than : Really? I am so eager to are we waiting for? Zac:Let’s enjoy 《Bounce the ball》下面請(qǐng)欣賞繞口令《拍皮球》抽獎(jiǎng) 二等獎(jiǎng)(Emily,Coco,Zac)Emily: Ok, it’s time for lucky draw ourto draw the two lucky guests of second prize.（現(xiàn)在我們有請(qǐng)來(lái)抽二等獎(jiǎng)）Zac拿著箱子出來(lái)，嘉賓上來(lái)抽獎(jiǎng)，Emily一邊說(shuō)This round, we’ll see which lucky person will be? Everybody shouts your numbers loudly!讓我們看看這一輪的幸運(yùn)兒到底是誰(shuí)呢？在座的觀眾朋友們，大聲喊出你們的號(hào)碼 嘉賓：報(bào)號(hào)碼Emily: and , Where are you? Please e to the ，Emily把號(hào)碼票拿走Emily: Congratulate to these two lucky persons.《 The fox and the grapes》Emily：Coco，Do you like the second prize? Coco: Yes(點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭)，I really want to get ：Haha, It’s a ,Now,Let’s continue our seems that foxes are much popular in today’s :En(點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭)Emily：Now next talent show《 The fox and the grapes》.下面請(qǐng)欣賞故事《狐貍和葡萄》《Little tadpoles looking for their Mommy》Coc