【正文】 ，在此立此宣言：結(jié)婚之后，工資獎金全交，剩菜剩飯全包，家務(wù)雜活全干，一切以太太的話為最高宗旨，太太的話都是對的。說白了就是，現(xiàn)在的婚禮比闊氣比排場都落俗了，最時髦的就是比創(chuàng)意。”各位父老鄉(xiāng)親，今天，是我和妻子新婚大喜的日子，歷經(jīng)了幾年你追我趕的辛苦，今天的結(jié)合真是來之不易。伊麗莎白（Catherine Elizabeth），你是否愿意以他為夫，與他在神圣的婚約中共同生活，無論是疾病或健康、貧窮或富裕，你也愿意愛他、安慰他、尊敬他、保護他，并愿意在有生之年對他忠心不變？凱特：我愿意。無論準備迎接什么樣的生活，我都會一直守護在這里?！钡谒?，誠心接受老婆感情上的獨裁，“不要和陌生人說話”，尤其不能跟陌生女人說話。爆笑婚禮誓詞第一條：“你愿意做她的小火車，永遠不出軌嗎？”“我愿意。0老婆上班時要賓士接送，保鏢護衛(wèi)；不得有放心社會之行為。爆笑婚禮誓詞第五條： 新三從四得!老婆出門要跟“從” 老婆命令要服“從” 老婆講錯要盲“從” 老婆化妝要等“得” 老婆花錢要舍“得” 老婆生氣要忍“得” 老婆生日要記“得” 爆笑結(jié)婚誓詞第六條：《巴黎的戀人》當(dāng)中，他給她的結(jié)婚誓言是：“我一起生活吧，不要想得太復(fù)雜，不用想別的，如果你不好意思說的話，我讓你選擇：一、我同意馬上結(jié)婚；二、就算不同意也要說同意，然后結(jié)婚；三、如果需要時間考慮，就給一天時間考慮，然后再結(jié)婚，選吧??” 爆笑婚禮誓詞第七條：我們宣誓：從結(jié)婚這一天開始，不但成為夫妻也同時成為諍友，互相勉勵，互相規(guī)勸。不管怎樣，婚禮是一件嚴肅的而莊重的事，而婚禮上的誓言，只是對婚姻的一種美好信仰。誕：國人對誕生和對死亡一樣重視，因此誕祝也自成一統(tǒng)，別樣有趣。五、新郎新娘答謝詞各位親朋好友：各位領(lǐng)導(dǎo)、各位女士、各位先生：人生能有幾次最難忘、最幸福的時刻，今天我才真正從內(nèi)心里感到無比激動，無比幸福，更無比難忘。內(nèi)容可以豐富一些，也可向新郎和新娘提出希望和要求。一鞠躬，蒼天為憑，你們的愛與日日月同輝。第六項：請大賓掛紅，請學(xué)校代表掛紅。四、我們同意：將來我們有子女，管教上如果有不同意見，甚至尖銳對立的意見，一定要克制自己，去請教專家，絕不把孩子當(dāng)成實現(xiàn)自己希望的工具，也絕不用孩子來炫耀自己。nothing, just nothing can ever top the air of romance in a , couples who are to be wed want to make every element of the wedding as romantic as it can be, and these include wedding beloved(spouse’s name), do you remember the very first day we met? From the very moment I saw you, I knew you were the one for me, the one that I know I have to spend the rest of my life want to be your lover, your panion and your best friend for the rest of my promise to love and cherish you, to keep you close and with faithfulness, to be your prop and helpmate in times of need, to make you laugh and to hold you when you cry, to hold you to the highest respect and honor as you so deserve for the rest of my , George, take you Sandra, to be my spouse, on the dance floor, at the beach and on the golf course, as long as we both shall .(Name), today I take you to be my(husband/wife).Together we will create a home, being a part of one vow to help create a life that we can cherish, inspiring your love for me and mine for vow to be honest, caring and truthful, to love you as you are and not as I want you to be, and to grow old by your side as your love and best .(Name), today I take you for my(wife/husband).I promise to love you without reservation, fort you in times of distress, encourage you to achieve all of your goals, laugh with you and cry with you, grow with you in mind, and spirit, always be open and honest with you, and cherish you for as long as we both shall live.第五篇：婚禮誓詞我們二人于X年X月X日（農(nóng)歷X年X月X日）X午X時，在X地舉行結(jié)婚典禮，我們經(jīng)過彼此深入了解，互相真誠的接納，今天我們的海誓山盟，終身遵守，在婚姻路上，共同經(jīng)營，永不分離。今天雙方家長坐在這里，他們那慈祥的笑容，完全表達了他們現(xiàn)在的感受。他才華橫溢，脫俗不凡，真是“腹有詩書氣自華”，深受學(xué)生愛戴，同行親近，姑娘青睞，從他的名字就知道他富有智慧，心寬似海，志堅如鋼，事業(yè)蒸蒸日上。