【正文】 enl y crosses t he road i n fr ont of you. As soon as I t ap on the wi ndow, I want t he car to be st opped i mmediat el y.39。 I answer ed.39。To end our speci al news bull etin, 39。m sher if f her e. Do you see t hat noti ce ? It says No Camping in case you can39。 you have just ki l ed that chi ld ! 39。 he asked, befor e I had fi ni shed speaki ng. ‘ Not at all,39。Hul l o, Bert ,39。m going to the dentist.39。s son, Donal d, also set up a worl d r ecor d. Li ke hi s f at her , he was dri vi ng a car cal ed Bl uebir d. Lesson73 The record hol der 紀(jì)錄保持者 Li tl e boys who pl ay t r uant fr om school ar e unim agi nat i ve. A qui et day39。 Look, sher if f, 39。s crop be f or e t he Septem ber r ai ns. On the r ight, you can see Mrs Br abant e her sel f. She has been helpi ng her husband f or t hir ty years now. Mrs Br abant e is t al king t o the m anager of t he local f act ory wher e the cr op is pr ocessed. This l ast scene shows you what wi l happen at the end of the har vest : the f am ous Cal abr ian macaroni eat ing peti ti on ! Signor Fratel li, t he present champi on, has won i t ever y year si nce 1961. And that ends our special bul leti n f or today, Thursday, Apr il 1st. We ar e now r eturni ng you to t he studio.39。 Woul d you mi nd m y i ng wit h you ?39。 he said, in a mournf ul voi ce,39。 I 39。 in t he snow. For tunat ely, a pil ot saw t he signal and sent a m essage by r adio t o the nearest town. It was not long befor e a hel i copt er ar ived on t he scene to rescue t he sur vivors of t he pl ane cr ash. Leson76 April Fools Day 愚人節(jié) 39。 No, not at al ,39。 l esson69 But not m urder! 并非謀殺！ I was bei ng t est ed f or a dr ivi ng l i cence f or t he t hir d ti m e. I had been asked to dr ive i n heavy t raf fi c and had done so succesf ul ly. Af ter havi ng been inst ruct ed to dr ive out of t own, I began to acquir e conf idence. Sure that I had passed, I was al most beginning t o enjoy m y test. The exam iner must have been pl eased wit h m y per for mance, f or he smi led and sai d, 39。 he answer ed.39。 Bert answer ed. 39。Wel l, I 39。t we e m or e of ten ?39。 l esson69 But not m urder! 并非謀殺！ I was bei ng t est ed f or a dr ivi ng l i cence f or t he t hir d ti m e. I had been asked to dr ive i n heavy t raf fi c and had done so succesf ul ly. Af ter havi ng been inst ruct ed to dr ive out of t own, I began to acquir e conf idence. Sure that I had passed, I was al most beginning t o enjoy m y test. The exam iner must have ben pl eased wit h m y per for mance, f or he smi led and sai d, 39。 No, not at al ,39。 in t he snow. For tunat ely, a pil ot saw t he signal and sent a m essage by r adio t o the nearest town. It was not long bef or e a hel i copt er ar ived on t he scene to rescue t he sur vivors of t he pl ane cr ash. Leson76 April Fools Day 愚人節(jié) 39。 I 39。 he said, in a mournf ul voi ce,39。 Woul d you mi nd m y i ng wit h you ?39。 I sai d. 39。 39。s fi shi ng, or ei ght hours i n a ci nema seei ng t he same f ilm over and over agai n, i s usual y as f ar as t hey get. They have al l been put t o sham e by a boy who, whil e pl ayi ng t r uant, t ravel ed 1600 mi l es. He hit ch hi ked t o Dover and, t owar ds eveni ng, went i nt o a boat t o fi nd som ewher e t o sl eep. When he woke up next m orni ng, he discover ed that he boat had, i n t he m eant im e, t ravel l ed t o Cal ai s. No one noti ced the boy as he crept of f. Fr om t her e, he hi tch hi ked t o Pari s i n a l or r y. The dri ver gave him a f ew biscui ts and a cup of coff ee and l eft him j ust outside t he ci t y. The next car the boy stopped di d not take him i nt o t he centr e of Par is as he hoped it woul d, but to Per pi gnan on t he Fr ench Spani sh border. Ther e he was pi cked up by a pol iceman and sent back t o England by t he local authori ti es. He has surely set up a r ecord for t he thousands of boys who dr eam of evading school . Lesson74 O ut of t he li meli ght 舞臺之外 An ancient bus st opped by a dr y r iver bed and a par ty of f am ous actor s and act resses got of f. Dr esed i n dar k glasses and old cl othes, t hey had t aken speci al pr ecauti ons so t hat no one shoul d r ecognize them. But as they soon di scovered, di sgui ses can som et im es be t oo perf ect . 39。said Rockwal ,39。 Leson77 A successful operat ion 一例成功的手術(shù) The mumm y of an Egypt ian woman who di ed in 800 . has just had an operati on. The m ummy i s that of Shepenmut who was once a si nger i n the Templ e of Thebes. As t her e wer e str ange mar ks on the X ray pl at es taken of the mumm y, doctor s have been tr ying t o fi nd out whet her t he woman died of a r are di sease. The only way to do t his wa s t o oper ate. The oper at ion, which l ast ed for over f our hour s, proved t o be ver y dif f icult because of t he har d r esi n which covered t he ski n. The doctors removed a secti on of the m um my and sent i t to a l abor atory. They also f ound somethi ng which t he Xr ay of the god Duamutef . Thi s god which has the head of a cow was norm al ly pl aced i nsi de a mumm y. The doctor s have not yet decided how t he woman died. They f ear ed that the m um my woul d fal l to pi eces when they cut it open, but fort unat ely t his has not happened. The mum m y successf ul l y sur vi ved t he oper at i on. Leson78 The last one? 最后一枝嗎？ Af t er r eadi ng an ar ti cle enti tl ed 39。 he asked, befor e I had fi ni shed speaki ng. ‘ Not at all,39。 you have just ki l ed that chi ld ! 39。m sher if f her e. Do you see t hat noti ce ? It says No Camping in case you can39。To end our speci al news bull etin, 39。 I answer ed.39。Just one more thing, Mr Eames. Let us suppose that a chi ld suddenl y crosses t he road i n fr ont of you. As soon as I t ap on the wi ndow, I want t he car to be st opped i mmediat el y.39。l l e wit h you,39。 Hul l o, El i zabet h,39。 said the sher if f wit h a sneer . 39。No newspaper men,