【正文】 i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you….（唐僧趕忙攔?。㏕:what you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..（悟空?qǐng)?zhí)意要打，唐僧苦勸不聽）T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(擺姿勢(shì)，要念咒語(yǔ))M：（趕忙說(shuō)）oh,no, master,not that :(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼紅太郎，別看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)T安慰x2之后，繼續(xù)走，一段路之后：X2:hahaha…..look at who I am（變回原樣，唐僧大喊救命）.X2：i will eat you….Q及時(shí)趕來(lái)，從悟空那里得知了情況 Q:monster!...stop！he is my man....（轉(zhuǎn)向T）you get attracted by this ugly monster,are you gay?（不可思議的）T：no, I am not！(有口莫辯)Q（面向x）：who are you? X:I am baigujing….and you？Q:doesn’t will finish you（舉起魔杖，要說(shuō)阿瓦達(dá)索命，突然停?。㎡h…but you look familiar….you are xiaobai? X:you are小??？ it must been hundreds of years since the last time I met you,where have you been these :why do not contact me? X:I do not know your number…..this is your man?!Q:how could it be possible(走過(guò)來(lái)，把唐僧撥拉到一旁)..i miss you，小白 X：I miss you too……（背景音樂(lè)響起，《紅豆》）X：how about a cup of tea in my house? Q: that would be perfect, let us go….音樂(lè)停，場(chǎng)上只有唐僧，猶豫的望著天空，音樂(lè)換成《可惜不是你》 一會(huì)兒，悟空和八戒上場(chǎng)，安慰唐僧，重新上路《敢問(wèn)路在何方》…..全劇終第五篇：英語(yǔ)搞笑短劇劇本西游記Once there was true love for me, but I did not treasure it’s too late to in the world can be more painful than only time could go back, if only God could give me one more chance, I would say to the girl: “I love you.” If you dare ask me how long my love will last, my answer will be at least 10,000 it!人物：T:唐僧 呂歡 M:孫悟空 徐彩鳳 P:豬八戒 艾翹 S:沙僧 李巖艷X:白骨精原型 烏凡迪 X1:白骨精變成的男人 張伊僮 X2:白骨精變成的女人 王彧 Q:女兒國(guó)王后 孫欒營(yíng)T: Wow?,boys,this place looks we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is? 眾徒弟們搖頭，除了八戒在看書。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。李阿芳：誰(shuí)還沒(méi)看過(guò)十幾遍的還珠格格啊，你果然還是太天真了。劉思思：他在哪個(gè)學(xué)校讀書??？李阿芳：哪能，現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)在工作了呢。經(jīng)歷了六月高考后，阿芳迎來(lái)了她的錄取通知書，而建國(guó)也...落榜了，于是他們不得不面臨分隔兩地，這一天郭建國(guó)送李阿芳去她夢(mèng)想中的高等學(xué)府“湖南財(cái)政經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)院”。劉思思：你和誰(shuí)打電話呢？李阿芳：我男朋友。ll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong? E: Oh, Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。發(fā)現(xiàn)是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻變得溫柔，接過(guò)書開始看T：yao….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出衛(wèi)生紙給唐僧擦，唐僧回過(guò)神來(lái))T:（轉(zhuǎn)身訓(xùn)斥八戒）how many times I have told you!You are not supposed to read this kind of book!I will keep it for you until the trip is end…..(唐僧將畫冊(cè)掖到衣服里)P:But..um,why boss,why you always said we can never touch girls?I just do not understand…T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because…(唐僧?dāng)[出一個(gè)酷酷的動(dòng)作，一邊跳舞，一邊開始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous)……… P:I knowT:Monkey,I am and get me some food….Shaseng,you go feed the horse.(聲音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一邊掏出手機(jī)，回頭看到八戒在身邊)hey！pig, get out of here!give me some private space!唐僧開始給Q打電話T:hi..how you’re doing(不解釋….)Q:I am fine,but I miss you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a call T:oh darling….i am boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you know I love you…oh…they are back!Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace…M:who you are phoning,boss? T:er(支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with is my food? M:here!I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?!How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重語(yǔ)氣)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手機(jī)）T:I will call you later，honey，I miss you Q:me too,I will be on the phone,bye…唐僧拿著香蕉，從衣服里掏出畫冊(cè)，做到一邊邊吃邊看，邊擦嘴…..白骨精上場(chǎng)X。但為時(shí)已晚，T一把搶過(guò)。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強(qiáng)壯。（掛電話）李阿芳：那個(gè)，那個(gè)，喂....郭建國(guó)：你居然還跟人去7天？李阿芳：我沒(méi)有。劉思思：等一下，我和你一起下去嘛，那個(gè)，聽說(shuō)最近隔壁班的周帥富對(duì)你蠻殷勤的，你要小心點(diǎn)啊，他這個(gè)人仗著有點(diǎn)小錢不知道勾搭過(guò)多少女孩子了，再說(shuō)你不是有男朋友嗎，就不要和他弄得太曖昧了李阿芳：我知道的啦，我又不是那種貪慕虛榮的女孩子第二幕幾天后（阿芳在宿舍興高采烈的哼著歌）劉思思：阿芳，你現(xiàn)在和周帥富怎么回事啊，白天眉來(lái)眼去晚上電話不斷的 李阿芳：額，我覺(jué)得我現(xiàn)在對(duì)他有感覺(jué)了劉思思：不要開玩笑了，他這人就沒(méi)認(rèn)真過(guò)李阿芳：說(shuō)不定這次就認(rèn)真了呢劉思思：你看上他哪里了啊，除了有點(diǎn)錢哪里就吸引你了李阿芳：人家可是個(gè)高富帥呢劉思思：你男朋友怎么辦？李阿芳：我愿意坐在寶馬車?yán)锟抟膊幌朐谧孕熊嚿闲⑺妓迹喊?，過(guò)