【正文】 ll never let go.（荊軻的發(fā)音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號(hào)》的臺(tái)詞。English and RS!: Oh, English? It’s so won’t go to the classroom!（孫川）: Are you sure that we will have English at our first class? : Uh……Yes!: he he a o, he he a o ,he he he he(啄木鳥(niǎo)叫聲)，I just made a hard decision that I won’t go to the classroom too!（陸坤）：I am three!: Ok, as your good want to be four!、 together shout to : No!As our respected and handsome and strong brother, you must go there in case of the teachers’ calling!: Uh…… Ok, you know that When I smile like this :he he, in fact I am thinking that you are all fools in my heart!、 and together smile to :He he……Scene two:( has just gone!): Get up!Get up!It’s time to keep on playing our game!We have no time because of the ing examinations!Therefore we must speed up!: Oh, yeah! is right!Come on !: Uh…….O…….K!At this time, a man break into the room!、 and feel puzzled! : Who are you?(并仔細(xì)的開(kāi)始觀察他)！: ? Are you ? Oh, my dear time no see! and : Feiwu? He is feiwu? Oh, my god!Am I still sleeping?(掐對(duì)方)Er……I can’t feel any : A……（李緣）: Do you have any money to borrow me? 、 and : No, it’s not the thing that we don’thave t money to borrow to you!It is because that we don’t want you to keep on going to the net bar and we don’t want you to go on corrupt.(墮落的): All of you are so stingy!(小聲的)、 and all keep quite, and begin to play their games! climb his own bed and begin to three:（當(dāng)、）: Hello!My baby!How do you know that I am not in class? Girlfriend: Uh? Don’ t you forget about our appointment that you acpany with me to buy that lovely skirt by skipping our English class? : How can it be possible!Girlfriend: Wuwuwu…….you are lying!You just don’t love me!Wuwuwuw…….: Oh, my baby, I love really love you!I was just preparing to see you!Wait me!I will go there in two minutes!:Feiwu, Lend me 100 yuan!: What?Scene Four：旁白：The time is so fast!It’s already 7:30 at was just ing from the supermarket with her : How long do you play the game? : Uh, all the time since you we have only one barrier to pass now!How is your appointment?: Uh…..Don’t speak that!I In the supermarke ,She seemd like everything, but she only just have try at every store!Yeah , every store!Oh, my god!I nearly can’t put up with it!笑聲，近乎瘋狂但又深表同情的笑聲！、 and together : Our girlfriends are the same!: Oh, yeah!I pass it!、 and ：Really？ : Yes!四人開(kāi)始跳舞慶祝！No1： Now shouldn’t we celebrate it by drinking something？ 、 and : Of course!We should!: ? would you join us to drink? : Uh…... please be quite!I will call my mother for some ！Mum: Hello, my dear!Your money has used up, isn’t it? : Uh……Mum： time I will post 1000 yuan to you for the reason that I will go to Beijing to build houses in next two month!My son,you should eat well!Don’t think about the money!Your mother is still strong ,therefore, though without your father, I believe that I can help you finish your dream!Ok, that’s all!Now I go to post the money to you!電話掛斷后長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的尾音！《老男孩》歌曲響起！旁白：Dream? What are our dreams? We used to tell ourselves that we can let our life bee better and better!We can feed all of our family!We should have our own businesses!We won’t be ordinary people and so on!However, what are we doing? Playing puter games, skipping classes, drinking ……….That’s the way that we acplish our dreams？Don’t we want to think that have we realize our previous dreams when we bee old? Or we just let our own dreams acplish by our children?第四篇：英語(yǔ)話劇荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I 太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫(huà)外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對(duì)觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the am so what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am ：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿