【正文】 凡相貌非凡才華橫溢的帥哥走過么？”白問；“你是美女？有我美么？” 祝英臺道：“比你美一點點?！壁w云問：“小姐還有什么要問的么？”祝英臺問：“你剛才說你是將軍？那個將軍？”趙云道：“吾乃蜀國五虎上將常勝將軍常山趙子龍是也！還有問題么？” 祝英臺開始一邊摸自己的下巴一邊繞著圈走，數圈過后，趙云忍不住問：“干嘛呢，磨磨??？” 祝英臺繼續(xù)摸下巴道：“我還有一個問題。呵呵！”第四幕祝英臺繼續(xù)走，兩仰天大喝：“梁兄，你究竟在哪？”祝英臺正當傷心時，背后突然傳來梁山伯的聲音“英臺妹，我回來了”祝英臺回頭一看真是自己想破頭的人梁山伯，又驚又喜—— 二人漫步（慢跑+游泳式），梁山伯與祝英臺手搭著手滿臉的激動！梁山伯剛放開祝英臺“噼噼”兩耳光打在梁山伯臉上！“嘔，我暈，英臺妹為，為什么嘛？”梁山伯莫名其妙地問 “快交待你臉是怎么好地？坦白從寬抗拒從嚴” 祝英臺審問道 “被富婆包了一夜她出錢給我整容整好——”祝英臺鄭重答話還沒說完“噼噼”，祝英臺的耳光又要打來。白在后場探出個頭來，說：“哦，忘了說，我就是貨真價實的白骨精白是白骨精的白骨是白骨精的。that all men are created have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in is a dream that deeply rooted in my my ：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I ’m here tokill : Liang…., is will kill : You!Get out of : You!Get out of here!馬: OK you are stronger than get out of here now!祝: Please don’t stay, ’ll kill : I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典?馬: Sorry, I’m not good at ’m just good at 新華字典。s doesn39。Z: Oh, darling, you must kill me? I know I was : I have I hate you more than I can : When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me ’t kill me, ok? ?? L: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing only know I was born to love you or to kill I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill : Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousand that man is only man I love in this wild world is : The only woman I want to kill is only you！Z: Please, you know I love love you just like laoshu ai want to marry : HeHe Really? Z: Oh, of don’t kill me??！L: To kill or not to killthat is a don’t can tell me? I put her life in your here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)L: You ‘m don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with : All right kill me, then we’ll bee two butterflies in the beautiful garden L：（殺了祝英臺）yingtai, our love has been broken in this real world, I hope we can restart in the , you are not alone, I’m ing!(自殺)旁白：從此，梁山伯與祝英臺化為蝴蝶相親相愛。I love his money as well as his charming : What are you talking about? I’ll give you some color to see ：Shanbo, If life deceives you, don39。L:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huh?WhoamI?I’’:Liang….,:You!:You!Getoutofhere!M:電話來了。L:Oh,Sweetie,YintaiImiyousomuch,?Z:Listen,’’:What?Pardon?Z:BecauseI’:Married?towho?Z:To英俊瀟灑風流倜儻玉樹臨風的MaWencai..,。am8226。金的演講。當然他沒有忘記用老生證可以優(yōu)惠20塊錢。t know it…英母：darlingdarling…（拉住英父）英父：(怒氣轉身)No matter what you say is child39。I love his money and I love his : What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and ’ll give you two some color to see ’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can e to America? Hahaha,…..your poor ：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won39。（拉住英父）英父： 怒氣轉身No matter you Say what is child39。梁: Oh, honey, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every my you listening to me?祝: Listen, Liang ’m calling to tell you that I loved I think you’d better find a better : What? Pardon?祝: Because I’ll get parents had taken me to marry Ma WencaiHe is so rich, even richer than Yu he is good at 葵花寶典。怒道：“你怎么。我的粉絲就是多啊！為了社會的安定和諧，為了那些少女的幸福，我決定就接受你做我的壓寨夫人吧！” 祝英臺道：“真的呀！”趙云道：“蒸的？我還煮的呢，本將軍就是要娶你，本和同既日生效如假包換一年保修三年包換。剩下超人，超人若有所思的想了會，從另一邊下場了，嘴里念叨著：“原來奧巴馬不是好馬?。　比珓〗K——————————————————————————————————