【正文】 day, tomorrow) apple There are 20 people in an empty square person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body or moving in any way(other than eyes.)Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?(Place the apple on one person’s head.) Invention There is an ancient invention still used in many parts of the world today that allows people so see through is it?(window) at the Photo A man remembered the question he once pursued, when he looked at the photo and sighed, “Neither brothers nor sisters I have, but the father of this man was the son of my father.” Who was the person in the photo?(The man on the photo was his son.) Many PeopleOn the way to the bank, met three of his of them had his wife with him and each of the ladies had two babies in her arms… How many people are going to the bank?(Only , the other people may not be going to the bank.) to New York?It usually takes a man two days to travel from San Francisco to New York by left San Francisco on Friday and arrives on the same could he do it?(He took a plane.)Keep from DrowningImagine you’re about to take a bath in a sound proof are no ’s only one door, and it locks automatically from outside when shut the door, turn on the water in the you discover something wrong with the faucets.(水龍頭)You can’t turn off the water!What to do? If you call for help no one will hear you because of the soundproof can’t get out because the door is locked from the can you keep from drowning?(Pull out of the stopper of the ) Blood on the RoofTissue dropped in with his friend, Jack, to find him sleeping on the couch with the TV turned saw fresh blood on the ceiling above his head, and checked with Jack(after waking him)to make sure everything was was, indeed, was Jack’s blood on the ceiling, but nowhere else?(Jack had swatted a mosquito that had bitten him while he attempted to get some sleep.) Doctor and a Bus DriverA doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a he left, he gave Sarah seven ?(An apple a day keeps the doctor away!) Dirt in HoleHow much dirt is in a round hole that is 9 feet deep with a diameter of a3 feet?Hint: You don’t have to do any math to get the use your head!( make a hole by digging out the dirt, so the hole is empty.) Girl in Oneway Street A girl who was just learning to drive went down a oneway street in the wrong direction, but didn’t break the e?(She was walking.) in a Field A man is lying dead in a to him is an unopened is no other creature in the did he die?(The man had jumped from a place, but his parachute had failed to was the unopened package by his side.) Goal, Carrot and ScarfFive pieces of coal, a carrot, and a scarf are lying on the put them on the lawn, but there is a perfectly logical reason for their being is it?(They were used by children who made a snow has now melted.) Magician and ChildrenA magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under record was 6 kid that was listening said, “That’s nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $ kid did it and won the you figure out how?(The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.)23Electric TrainsAn electric train is traveling northwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing southwest at 95 miles per which direction does the smoke blow?(There isn’t any ’s an electric train.) House in Forest Hiking in the mountains, you walk past a large field and camp a few miles farther on, at a snows in the night, and the next day you find a cabin in the field with two dead bodies happened? Variant wording: A cabin, on the side of a mountain, locked from the inside, is opened, and 30 people are found dead had plenty of food and happened?(It’s the cabin of an airplane that crashed there because of the snowstorm.)小屋就是飛機(jī)的機(jī)艙。我是最恐怖的殺手，但是你不能沒(méi)有我。t fall。s nice not to see you wears a cap but has no head? A rises in the morning and waves all day? A is an astronomer?(天文學(xué)家)? A night watchman with a college can you tell clocks and watches are shy?Because they always have their hands in front of their is wind? Air in a es after the letter “A”? All the other starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? word can you make shorter by adding to it? person does every man take his hat off to? A does the boy carry a ladder to the school? Because he wants to go to high can you swallow that can also swallow you? 39。s a lot of bones without the person on them! is dark but made by light? A can you break with only one word? stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? The policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a oneway street, but didn39。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng)) question can never be answered by “yes”?(哪個(gè)問(wèn)題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)答：Are you asleep?(你睡著了嗎)經(jīng)典笑話 tree is always very sad?(哪種樹(shù)總是很傷心?)答：Weeping willow.(垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹(shù)) can you get water with a net?(什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)答：When water is turned into ice.(當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí)) is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃?答：He39。 question is that to which you must always answer “yes”? 什么問(wèn)題你只能回答“yes”?答：“What does yes spell?”(當(dāng)別人問(wèn)你)“yes”怎么拼? were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪? 答：In the 。) someone will give her away.(因?yàn)橛腥藭?huì)揭發(fā)她。(行軍。 someone will give her 。 she was too short to press the ninth :What39。Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him （sleepwalker）夢(mèng)游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡(jiǎn)單的方法就是不讓他睡覺(jué)。:CM+n/ n．不幸 Questions：1．What has nothing but a head and a tail？什么東西只有腦袋和尾巴？2．As a large horse is getting on in age，why should he always stay in cold and wet？當(dāng)一匹馬日漸衰老，為什么總呆在又濕又冷的地方？3．If you stand with your back to the north and face south，what would be on your left hand？假設(shè)你站著時(shí)前面是南，后面是北，那么左手是什么方向？ Keys：1．A