【正文】 t you to wait right here. Come here sweetie.Rachel: Aaah... Ross, actually there39。s journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn39。s chest) You like that, right? (again, she brushes her hair against his chest and hums...)Chandler: What are you singing?Monica: It39。m Phoebe.Precious: Phoebe? Mike39。s place.Mike: Hey, it39。m so excited about this.Rachel: Really? Excited?Ross: Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this...Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn39。s okay.Ross: What?Joey: It39。re gonna have sex. Let39。s Saturday, right?Mike: Oh...Phoebe: What?Mike: Uhm... I can39。t care about your social life.Joey: Look, does someone mind switching to sit with Charlie?Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.Joey: I understand...Ross: No, I39。t you just love it?Ross: Ye... Yeah... Yeah... You got shellfish in your head.Charlie: It39。m just finishing packing.Ross: Dude! You39。s voice/Ross: What39。s almost as long as highschool...Rachel: Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.Joey: Absolutely! He39。t you think he deserves the same from you?Joey: (long pause and he twitches a bit) You39。s room. Phoebe, Monica and Chandler have their ears pressed against the wall, and Joey looks at them)Joey: I don39。m looking for him?Chandler: You got it!Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall) Thank you! (closes the door)Monica: Other wall, people! Other wall!(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey39。s the door. He39。s)Ross: Weh...*sigh*Charlie: uhm... Is everything okay?Ross: Yeah, It39。s your brother?Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We39。re back in Chandler and Monica39。m not gonna do this, okay? I39。re amazing... I didn39。s no law against. And then we39。s room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]Monica: Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a wanna...? (plays with her finger on Chandlers chest)Chandler: You know, I39。ll put a pillowcase over my head.Chandler: You39。s room, and some indistinct murmuring)Ross: ... finally...Phoebe: Is that Ross?Monica: Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls.Phoebe: Sounds like he39。s cheating on Joey with Ross!Phoebe: Oh that tart... floozy... giant...Monica: I39。t believe I39。s really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?(Chandler and Monica39。m leaving with Weird Al.Monica: Okay, I39。re moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he39。re just... we39。re just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. (Joey like stands at attention with his chest forward and his hands on his sides, looking up at the ceiling with his lips pouted.) That39。s been really hard for you.Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?Rachel: (now looking up at the ceiling) That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.Ross: You know, I gotta go find him. He39。t have to do anything tonight.Joey: Yeah, I think that39。s forget about Ross...Rachel: Forgotten.(They want to kiss, but just before their lips touch, Rachel pulls back quickly, gasping)Joey: What39。s dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross39。s a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?Ross: Learn about Jesus...(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)Ross: Hey!Charlie: So, did you talk to Joey?Ross: Uh, no... no. I couldn39。ya know... It39。t wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there.(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)Phoebe: Uhm... You know, once we39。re gonna keep seeing her?Mike: I39。s always in a good mood after the flight attendant says duty free.Charlie: Okay... Good luck.(Ross gets up and gestures to Rachel, we cut to Joey and Rachel)Rachel: Ross is ing over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.Joey: I guess so. I39。t think of anything.(They both hug, and Rachel, who was in the back of the plane, sees this and smiles.)Ross: Thanks!Joey: Yeah.(Ross walks to the back of the plane, where Rachel is.)Rachel: So hi!Ross: Hi!Rachel: So you eh, you talked to Joey?Ross: Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.Rachel: Oh! That39。t want him to get mad and take 39。m just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...Phoebe: Yeah, you can39。s apartment. Monica39。s the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we39。m gonna keep it. You39。t easy.Ross: Oh, it39。t really matter who39。t believe this... Why?Phoebe: Well, I don39。s not worth this. You39。t believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)Phoebe: You39。s easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn39。t...Joey: I know, I know..., but that39。bout you doing a little something for me?Monica: Sure, what do you have in mind?Chandler: I think you know.Monica: Really? I don39。ve got to chill.Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.Joey: Yeah, but it did happen, so...(Ross looks shocked and says nothing.)Joey: Ross?Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?OPENING CREDITS[ Joey and Rachel39。s ing out all loud and squeaky, 39。s all working out! Me amp。s intercountry adoption, dependency adoption.. There are so many ways to go, and this is like the biggest decision of our lives.Chandler: The