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s? 柜臺后面的侍應(yīng)倒?jié)M杯子后,拿給喬和佛瑞德,接著說:剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的? 會說話的青蛙 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’1l turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero” The man took the frog out of his pocket,smiled at it,and returned it to his pocket. 一天,一個(gè)男人走在路上。他們找到最近的一家酒吧,走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三明治?!睂W(xué)生繼續(xù)追問說:“你真的不知道我是誰?” The student asked again,”Are you sure you don’t know who I am?” 教授說不知道?!彼吲d地想。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方,那些人看起來只是一些小點(diǎn)兒?!? “right, but how do you know there’s a sergeant there?” “正確,可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?” “he’s not doing any digging, sir.” “他不干活,長官。但是他仍舊在不停地寫?!睂W(xué)生說完就離開了。 joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred? 喬看了看佛瑞德說:我想,啤酒吧。青蛙大聲地說:“如果你吻我,那我就會變成一個(gè)漂亮的公主?!? 五分鐘兒童英語笑話故事