【正文】 te of time, but also a waste of precious was hired because I know how to network puter systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth will never understand as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an Ip address shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring a world of managerial evolution, you are the bluegreen algae that everyone else eats and laughs like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my , I have a few parting someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror you forgot to erase them like the technomoron you really it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of remendation.(Try to use a spell check please。我自20xx年7月23日進入xxx股份有限公司，20xx年年8月24日調入到籌備組，到現在已經有半年了，正是在這里我開始踏上了社會，完成了自己從一個學生到社會人的轉變。但是我因為個人原因需要辭職，因我新購房屋在城南，到公司的距離超過15公里，每天往返公司的時間超過3個小時，這對我的工作已造成不良影響，(離職原因也可以寫成：因本人身體的緣故，需回家調養(yǎng)，希望不要因為我的個人原因，影響了工作的進展。我考慮在此辭呈遞交之后的2—4周內離開公司，這樣您將有時間去尋找適合人選，來填補因我離職而造成的空缺，同時我也能夠協助您對新人進行入職培訓，使他盡快熟悉工作。Z總X總保重，非常舍不得在這里度過的370天，這是我職業(yè)生涯的第一站，失去了很多，包括女還最寶貴的東西，但是我會把它當做我人生中重要的一課，每天的記憶我都會帶走，在這個滿嘴和諧的國度，我還要混下去，希望有緣再見！此致敬禮！第二篇：外企員工辭職報告怎么寫辭職報告范文(1)尊敬的公司領導:您好!我很遺憾自己在這個時候向公司正式提出辭職申請。工資都加到了7000還不知足，是的他到哪都拿不到這么高的工資，可這些錢對他來說又意味著什么呢？意味著他做錯一點事情都要罰錢，意味著報銷單您要查問一遍又一遍，意味著所有的活她要加班努力的干，意味著他要犧牲所有的個人時間聽從老板的安排……這也是為什么到現在我都沒提工資的原因之一，因為我干的夠多的了，我不想靠出賣自己的自由換的更多的錢，現在我已經夠累了，不想再加重自己的負擔，想多一點時間回家，多一點時間陪家人，多一點時間休息。剩下的就是方便面面包礦泉水，是的那些