【正文】 ey could feel more content with their lives.One of the most famous jokes in England took place on British television in 1957. It was a Monday night when there were always many serious programmes on the television. One of them was called Panorama, this show explored problems and progress all over the world, so nobody was surprised when it began with a report on the excellent noodle harvest in the south Switzerland. The programme mentioned two reasons for the good crop: an unusually warm winter and the disappearance of the insect that attacked the noodle crop every year. The reporter showed many noodle trees with the farmers pulling noodles off them and putting them into baskets. The people watching were told that they may not have heard of noodles from this part of the world because noodles were grown as part of small family businesses.Organic farmers also use many other methods to keep the soil fertile. They often change the knd of crop in each field every few years, for example, growing corn or wheat and then the next year peas or soybeans. Crops such as peas or soybeans put important minerals back into the soil, making it ready for crops such as wheat or corn that need rich and fertile soil. Organic farmers also plant crops to use different levels of soil, for example, planting peanuts that use the ground’s surface followed by vegetables that put down deep roots. Some organic farmers prefer planting grass between crops to prevent wind or water from carrying away the soil, and then leaving it in the ground to bee a natural fertilizer for the next year’s crop. These many different organic farming methods have the same goal: to grow good food and avoid damaging the environment or people’s health.A MASTER OF NONVERBAL HUMOURApril Fool’s day, or April 1st, is known in many countries as a day for playing jokes on others. It is usually a time when children make fun of each other, but sometimes other people can get caught in the fun too.The first person to arrive was Tony Garcia from Columbia, closely followed by Julia Smith from Britain. After I met them and then introduced them to each other, I was very surprised. Tony approached Julia, touched her shoulder and kissed her on the cheek! She stepped back appearing surprised and put up her hands, as if in defence. I guessed that there was probably a major misunderstanding. Then Akira Nagata from Japan came in smiling, together with George Cook from Canada. As they were introduced, George reached his hand out to the Japanese student. Just at that moment, however, Akira bowed so his nose touched George’s moving hand.威寧縣奇勝綜合養(yǎng)殖場(chǎng)擴(kuò)建項(xiàng)目可行性報(bào)告一、項(xiàng)目摘要隨著威寧縣“喀斯特地區(qū)扶貧開(kāi)發(fā)綜合治理試點(diǎn)”工作的進(jìn)一步推進(jìn)，各種產(chǎn)業(yè)的發(fā)展模式和結(jié)構(gòu)都發(fā)生了深刻的變化，畜牧業(yè)發(fā)展也成為威寧社會(huì)經(jīng)濟(jì)發(fā)展的重要產(chǎn)業(yè)之一。養(yǎng)殖場(chǎng)建成投入運(yùn)營(yíng)以后，以繁殖各種優(yōu)良雜交豬為主導(dǎo)產(chǎn)業(yè)，主要針對(duì)周邊市場(chǎng)提供種畜和仔畜，進(jìn)一步純化畜牧市場(chǎng)，推動(dòng)畜牧業(yè)的健康發(fā)展，促進(jìn)農(nóng)民增收。養(yǎng)殖場(chǎng)的建成，可有效的切斷從外地調(diào)種而帶入疫病的途徑，也大大減少了長(zhǎng)途運(yùn)輸致使死亡而造成的經(jīng)濟(jì)損失。豬肉也是我國(guó)外貿(mào)出口的主要肉食品種，近年大多只能以分割精肉(即瘦肉)出口。野雞養(yǎng)殖野雞，即雉雞、鳳凰雞，香港稱財(cái)神鳥(niǎo)，原在我國(guó)各省深山密林中生長(zhǎng)。對(duì)兒童營(yíng)養(yǎng)不良、婦女貧血、產(chǎn)后體虛、子宮下垂、胃病、痰氣上喘、神經(jīng)衰弱、冠心病、肺心病、糖尿病等都有很好的療效。目前，許多地方還是空白。土建工程及其它建設(shè)內(nèi)容：①新建標(biāo)準(zhǔn)化欄圈4920平方米。（具體見(jiàn)下表）：年度：2010年1月—2012年1月項(xiàng)目投入資金后期預(yù)計(jì)資金一、土建80萬(wàn)元二、引種40萬(wàn)元三、附屬設(shè)施40萬(wàn)元四、流動(dòng)資金40萬(wàn)元合計(jì)200萬(wàn)元（一）項(xiàng)目資金概算（1）配種與保胎欄34萬(wàn)元①結(jié)構(gòu)形式：主體為磚，屋面為木制雙角石棉瓦，地面是混凝土。（5）倉(cāng)庫(kù)4萬(wàn)元①結(jié)構(gòu)形式：主體為磚，屋面為木制雙角石棉瓦，地面10厘米是混凝土，加防潮處理。（8）供水管、飲水器2萬(wàn)元。（五）以上合計(jì)200萬(wàn)元。嚴(yán)格按照“工程招標(biāo)制”，對(duì)項(xiàng)目建設(shè)實(shí)行公開(kāi)招投標(biāo)。④藥品與防疫成本：平均每頭100元以上。（二）野豬養(yǎng)殖效益分析(以引進(jìn)4公16母為例)：產(chǎn)出預(yù)算：母豬再養(yǎng)5個(gè)月后即可配種，懷孕116天分娩；每胎產(chǎn)仔5—12只每年產(chǎn)2．5胎，一頭母野豬一年可繁殖10—20頭，以10只計(jì)算，則16只母豬引種約1年半時(shí)間可繁殖出160頭仔豬，按普通家豬的方式飼養(yǎng)、銷售，則仔豬飼養(yǎng)7個(gè)月即可上市，體重約180斤；目前每斤10—15元，今后按保守估計(jì)，則總產(chǎn)值為160頭180斤/頭10元/斤=。由此可見(jiàn)，投資特種野豬養(yǎng)殖在1年多的時(shí)間里，不但可收回全部投資，還有16．4萬(wàn)元的利潤(rùn)。（2）以野雞為起點(diǎn)，逐步發(fā)展成黑鳳烏雞、貴妃雞、的養(yǎng)殖公司，推動(dòng)野生動(dòng)物的馴養(yǎng)、保護(hù)、開(kāi)發(fā)，這既滿足人們對(duì)野生動(dòng)物的需求護(hù)自然野生動(dòng)物，維護(hù)生態(tài)平衡，具有重要的社會(huì)意義。威寧縣玉龍鄉(xiāng)奇勝綜合養(yǎng)殖場(chǎng)二0一0年一月五日。同時(shí)又通過(guò)“公司十農(nóng)產(chǎn)”模式，帶動(dòng)千家萬(wàn)戶共同致富，并逐步建成養(yǎng)殖、貿(mào)易、銷售一條龍?bào)w系，以此促進(jìn)其它養(yǎng)殖業(yè)，飼料加工業(yè)、標(biāo)本制作業(yè)、食品加工業(yè)以及旅游、運(yùn)輸?shù)刃袠I(yè)的迅猛發(fā)展，這對(duì)加速我國(guó)農(nóng)民脫貧致富有著極為深遠(yuǎn)的意義!如果以野雞作為深加工項(xiàng)目，其效益更是不可估量?。?）為全省乃至全國(guó)珍禽野生動(dòng)物養(yǎng)殖積累各方面的經(jīng)驗(yàn)和理論依據(jù)，真正實(shí)現(xiàn)社會(huì)、經(jīng)濟(jì)、生態(tài)三大效益同步成功十、資金來(lái)源：第一年：①自籌資金100萬(wàn)元。（三）野雞養(yǎng)殖效益分析規(guī)?；B(yǎng)殖效益分析經(jīng)計(jì)算：①每生產(chǎn)1只商品野雞獲利14．5元②每生產(chǎn)：只山雞苗可獲利5元試算：第一年引進(jìn)2000只山雞種，其中1600只母山雞，可產(chǎn)蛋為：1600只100枚蛋/年=160000枚種蛋合格率按95%計(jì)算，受精率、孵化率、成活率均按85%計(jì)算，則年產(chǎn)山雞為：16000095%85%85%85%=93347只，其中一半作商品山雞出售，則利潤(rùn)收入為46673=，每只純利5元，其收入為466745=+=，按此利潤(rùn)即使再扣除其他費(fèi)用30%，實(shí)現(xiàn)當(dāng)年建場(chǎng)，當(dāng)年投產(chǎn)，當(dāng)年見(jiàn)效。(2)飼料成本：①20頭種豬18個(gè)月的飼養(yǎng)成本：18個(gè)月30天20頭=。⑥水電成本3元/頭。項(xiàng)目建成后，按照現(xiàn)代企業(yè)運(yùn)行模式，強(qiáng)化企業(yè)內(nèi)部管理，增強(qiáng)企業(yè)活力。成立項(xiàng)目管理領(lǐng)導(dǎo)小組和項(xiàng)目技術(shù)小組。（10）由于今年資金不足其他配套基礎(chǔ)設(shè)施明年考慮修建。③造價(jià)800元/平方米。（2）房屋哺乳房8萬(wàn)元①結(jié)構(gòu)形式：主體為磚，屋面為木制雙角石棉瓦，地面是混凝土。主要儀器設(shè)備：給排水設(shè)備、供電設(shè)備、消毒設(shè)備、疫苗保存設(shè)備、自動(dòng)化養(yǎng)豬設(shè)備等。五、項(xiàng)目建設(shè)目標(biāo)、內(nèi)容和規(guī)模該養(yǎng)殖場(chǎng)自2007年破土新建至今，已有豬舍50余間，共有大小豬500多頭，其中：能繁母豬10余頭，肥豬150余頭，可出欄400。常食野雞具有強(qiáng)身壯體、滋補(bǔ)五臟氣血、提高人體免疫功能、延緩衰老、使肌膚幼嫩白皙等多種奇特功效，被譽(yù)為優(yōu)質(zhì)的保健和美容食品，其對(duì)人體滋補(bǔ)功能遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)高于久負(fù)盛名的甲魚(yú)、鰻魚(yú)等，且價(jià)格低廉，享有“野味之王”、“動(dòng)物人參”之稱，在世界上享有盛譽(yù)。野雞外型極為漂亮，羽毛艷麗，雄野雞尾長(zhǎng)65cm，絢麗多姿，招人喜愛(ài)，被人們稱為鳳凰的原型。野豬肉近年出口已是供不應(yīng)求，由于幾乎沒(méi)有肥肉，野豬肉可以全部出口，其單價(jià)還比家豬肉高出幾倍， 每噸價(jià)可達(dá)6萬(wàn)元，一頭野豬出口創(chuàng)匯將是數(shù)十倍家豬的價(jià)值。野豬養(yǎng)殖豬肉是我國(guó)大多數(shù)民族的主要習(xí)慣性肉食品種，人均年消費(fèi)量在20公斤以上，全國(guó)總消費(fèi)量在200億公斤左右。該養(yǎng)殖場(chǎng)選址于玉龍鄉(xiāng)新寨村，有優(yōu)越的自然條件，氣候較好，水資源豐富，沒(méi)有任保工業(yè)污染，水源豐富，極有利于發(fā)展養(yǎng)殖業(yè)。養(yǎng)殖場(chǎng)建成投入運(yùn)營(yíng)以后，以繁殖各種優(yōu)良雜交豬為主導(dǎo)產(chǎn)業(yè)，主要針對(duì)周邊市場(chǎng)提供種畜和仔畜，進(jìn)一步純化畜牧市場(chǎng)，推動(dòng)畜牧業(yè)的健康發(fā)展，促進(jìn)農(nóng)民增收。The programme makers makers realized that people might wonder why noodles were always the same size so that they explained that “it was the result of many years’ patient research with the tree to produce noodles of exactly the same length.” But even so they explained, the life of a noodle farmer was not easy. “The last two weeks of March are an anxious time for noodle farmers. There is always a chance of very cold weather spoiling their crop. Then it is difficult for them to get top prices on the markets.”Not that C