【正文】 fic sources: my friends. When you39。s all about age and biology. If you want to get married, it39。t accept what39。39。t like it. Suddenly they can39。39。re obsessed with that movie. OK! Linda Florentine fucking that guy up against the chainlink fence. And never having one of those 39。m a passionate person. His career is all I care about. When that39。 room. It was true, I no longer felt a thing for Kurt. After all these years, I finally saw him for what he was a selfcentered withholding creep, who was still the best sex I ever had in my life. However, I did have a little experiment in mind. Wow, What are you doing here? Hey, babe. God, you look geous. Thanks. So, how39。d done it. I39。m a romantic. I just have so much feeling. Are you sure you39。m nice. Miranda was gonna hate Skipper. She39。t tell her about my afternoon of cheap sex and how good it felt. Alright. Listen, have a good time, and promise to tell me everything. If you39。, sometimes cottage cheese. It is like a model bomb exploded in this room tonight. Is there a woman here aside from me that weighs more than a 100 pounds? I know, it39。s keep them where I can see them. I guess you must find me beautiful. Or interesting. I was about to rescue Skipper from a hopeless situation, when suddenly... Lucky me, twice in one week. You may Not be getting that lucky. I was pissed off the way you left. You were? Yeah. Then I thought how great! You finally understand that we can have sex without mitment. Yeah, right. Sure, I guess. So whenever I feel like it, I39。ve never seen him in my life. He usually dates models, but, hey, I39。ll get you a cab. Charlotte thought she39。t find them anywhere. Cohabits that39。ve never been in love. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Suddenly I felt the wind knocked out of me. I wanted to crawl under the covers and go right to sleep. Thanks for The ride. Any . Have you ever been in love? Absofuckinglutely. 102 Models and mortals aired Last night Miranda got invited to a dinner party by a man she hardly knew. She was the date of Nick Waxier, a successful sports agent who once said she had nice legs. Movie stars you39。ve been riding the same elevator line for years. We had lunch a few weeks ago, and then he invited me here to dinner. Well, we adore him. He39。t you find a woman who can carry on a decent conversation? Yeah, Nick, and eat without purging. What are you saying? You can39。t be pissed. You got to admit, you met some nice people. You had a good time. You were on a date with a modifier and you didn39。t cut it in this town. What39。re possible! Yeah. No matter how good I feel, if I see Christy Turlington, I want to give up. I just want to forcefeed her lard. That39。ll take your thighs and raise you a chin. I39。m very literary. I read. I39。39。 otherwise, you39。s Tanya, Elana and Katrina. I couldn39。t you call her? She would love that. I did, a hundred times. She won39。t call me back. So now you have to call me back. You better call me back! No, I39。39。. Have you read it? No. The other day, Derek and I were walking past his billboard and he told me he wanted a piece of it for his apartment, like maybe his nose. I said, 39。 it would be funny, wouldn39。t know. Of course we are. Hi, I39。m discovering that some of them treat it as a petitive sport, and others, I think, just need the validation. And probably others have a thing for exceptionally beautiful women. Exactly. There39。m at a coffee shop on 73rd and Madison. Oh, Carrie, I39。t take these crowds. The things you gotta do in the name of research. Shouldn39。m walking down the street, totally cool, and the next minute I39。d like to move back to lower and have kids, and be a cop. I felt like when I was 16 and used to date a guy who was really beautiful while my parents thought I was helping him with his homework. Do you mind if we just lie here? I get so lonely in the city. Sometimes it39。t you wanna date a girl your own age? It39。re luminous. You think I39。s it. just cat food? Yes, just cat food. Hey. Hi, Skipper. Why haven39。m totally selfconscious. Before I say something, I say it in my head first so it doesn39。re stupid. I wondered if there wasn39。m a model? Whatever it is, don39。s nothing wrong. I just think it might bee a bit monotonous. Puff? No, Thanks. Excuse me, baby. So where do you write these stories? My 39。s very cute. You39。s talking about you. You are so great. You39。Get the bulge in your pants, so when women ask how big you are, 39。39。m joking. But seriously, I hope you call me back. Did I mention this was Skipper? I believe there is a curse put on who tries to fix up their friends. Where better to find modifiers in their natural habitat than a fashion show? Luckily, my friend Stanford Blatch had a client in the hottest show in town. 39。t know. Did she say anything about me? No. Maybe she39。s Vogue. Do they... do they know about this? Maybe. Oh, look at that one. She does runway now, but she39。s kind of like being around dogs. You gotta show no fear. Things? you call them Things? Yeah. Well, they are things. They39。s easier to screw a model than a regular girl 39。s photo. A Bulgari necklace, a breast job. My friends think I39。s pathetic. Why fuck the girl in the skirt, if you can fuck the girl in the ad for the skirt? Being beautiful is such a power. You can get whatever you want. You can get anything. I39。re beautiful. I hate my thighs. Oh, e on! I can39。s nothing like raising the subject of models among four single women to spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday night. They have this distant sexy look. That39。re a step beyond womanizers, who will sleep with just about anything in a skirt. Modifiers are obsessed, not with women, but with models, who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines, but in Manhattan run wild on the streets, turning the city into a model saf