【正文】 9. Every child likes going to school． Most of them just hate staying there before going home． 每個(gè)孩子都喜歡去，大部分的孩子只不過(guò)不喜歡在回家之前呆在那兒罷了。 Office. 郵局。cold n．冷；感冒 catch cold追上冷；患感冒 milkman． 送牛奶的人。39 t want to be 。39 s too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? A secret. 5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time? A photographer. 6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnamp。quot 13. What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office. 14. What do workers do in a clock factory? They make faces all day. 15. What 5letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? Sixty. 16. When do you go as fast as a racing car? When you are in it. 17. How many sides does a house have? Two inside and outside. 18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers? A doorbell. 19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? On his feet. 20. When the boy fell into the water, whatamp。39 s mouth? Anything it eats. 3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears? Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜) 4. Whatamp。quot Put on two coats for best results.amp。quot ? All the other letters. 37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? Teapot. 38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it? Short. 39. What person does every man take his hat off to? A barber. 40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school? Because he wants to go to high school. 41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you? Water. 42. Whatamp。39 s a lot of bones without the person on them! 54. What is dark but made by light? A shadow. 55. What can you break with only one word? Silence. 56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? The light. 篇三：幽默英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大全 搞笑英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎 1. Why are people tired on April Foolamp。39 s the longest word in the world?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么? 答：Smiles. Because thereamp。quot What does yes spell?amp。) 3. Your age. (你的年齡) 4. He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一條熱狗。) 。) 1. What will you break once you say it? 什么東西一說(shuō)出來(lái)就打破？ 2. Will liars be honest after they die? 騙子死了之后會(huì)誠(chéng)實(shí)嗎？ 3. What always goes up and never goes down? 什么東西只升不降？ 4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? 男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽(yáng)光下？ 5. Why can a bride hide nothing? 為什么新娘子什么也藏不??？ 6. Why is the library the highest building? 為什么圖書(shū)館是最高的建筑物？ 7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? 世界上最小的橋梁是什么？ 8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? 北極與南極的區(qū)別是什么？ 9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? 淘氣的男孩為什么想去鐘表廠工作？ 10. What bird lifts heavy things? 什么鳥(niǎo)能舉起重物？ ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already fortynine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman es on and boards the ship. The ship ? 有一艘船只能容納50人,現(xiàn)在已有49人。Give away 揭發(fā)，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎) 6. It has the most stories. (它的樓層最多。 will you break once you say it? (什么東西一說(shuō)出來(lái)就打破？) 2. Will liars be honest after they die? (騙子死了之后會(huì)誠(chéng)實(shí)嗎？) 3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么東西只升不降？) 4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽(yáng)光下？) 5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(為什么新娘子什么也藏不住？) 6. Why is the library the highest building?(為什么圖書(shū)館是最高的建筑物？) 7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的橋梁是什么？) 8. What is the differen