【正文】 lk to Rachel. Ross: What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys? Phoebe: Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmeje still has my Gameboy. Joey: (taking Chandler aside) Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second? Chandler: Sure. Joey: Dude I just did something terrible. 901 無(wú)人求婚 沒(méi)人求婚 喬伊 ? 啊，天呀 ! 我愿意 . 那么，嗯 我想我們應(yīng)該做的正式一些，哼 ? 嗯 聽(tīng)我說(shuō)，瑞秋 嘿， 羅斯來(lái)了 ! 嘿 ! 是我好朋友羅斯 . 嘿 羅斯 . 嘿 喬伊 . 嘿 . 嘿 . 看，他帶來(lái)鮮花 羅斯 ,謝謝 但我實(shí)際上更喜歡糖果 你今天好怪 聽(tīng)著，我今天想和你談些事 對(duì)了 , 實(shí)際上，我也有些事想和你說(shuō) 喬伊 , 可以讓我們倆單獨(dú)待會(huì)嗎 ? 不行 . 嗯 ? 喔，對(duì)不起 . 我的意思是說(shuō) ..不行 看看誰(shuí)在這里 ! 我孫女在哪里 ? 我一直在練習(xí)我的魔術(shù) 他從我耳朵里拽出一枚硬幣 ! 咦？ 我媽媽怎么沒(méi)來(lái) ? 她接 Liddy姑媽去了 哦， Liddy姑媽也來(lái) ? 那意味著我們每個(gè)人都會(huì)得到 5塊錢 ! 那我什么時(shí)候能看見(jiàn) Emma 好給她表演這個(gè) ? Okay. Wow. 爸 , Emma在嬰兒室 如果你想，我現(xiàn)在就帶你去 .. 我真的很想你和聊聊 我知道 , 我也需要和你談?wù)? 但是在你們聊之前 我需要和你談?wù)? 羅斯 ,還有你，我們也需要談?wù)? 喔，我需要和你說(shuō)點(diǎn)事 什么事 ? 看看你知不知道他們?cè)谡f(shuō)些什么 Chandler: That was you?! I thought it was Jack! Joey: No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me! Chandler: What?! Why does she think that? Joey: Because it kinda looked like I did. Chandler: Again, what?! Joey: Okay well, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand Chandler: As we all are at some point during the day. Joey: It wasn39。s still available? Chandler: I39。t feel right. Phoebe: Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so. Rachel: Really?! Even Ross? Phoebe: Especially Ross! Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh y39。m surprised. [Scene: A hallway, Joey and Ross find Mr. Geller with his ear up against a janitor39。s Room, she is taking the ring out of Ross39。ll happen. Joey: (watching) Yowsa! (Looks away.) Rachel: Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth. Joey: Dear Lord. Rachel: I39。t she want my breast?! Joey: I don39。t propose. Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor? Ross: (pause) I am a doctor! Y39。t give her that ring! Phoebe: Really? Ross: No! Phoebe: So whose ring is it? Ross: It39。t propose! (Pause) Unless uh (Pause) Did I? I haven39。s nothing to be ashamed of. Now, let39。rewe39。s funny, this conversation39。m on my way to have my ears cut off. Rachel: Joey asked me marry him. Monica: What? Rachel: Joey proposed to me. Monica: Is he crazy?! You just had Ross39。s engagement ring.) Rachel: I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much. Monica: You can39。t look at it. Stupid baby39。ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out. [Scene: Rachel39。t propose to you. Rachel: Uh You didn39。t I didn39。s Ross39。s hungry. Why don39。s beautiful. Nurse: I39。s just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.) Rachel: She39。know if we if you39。m not helping. Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby? Rachel: That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go. Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend. Rachel: Well (Looks at Ross quizzically) Really? I thought Chandler was your best friend. Ross: Well, Chandler39。s waiting for them to e home. Monica: OK, I don39。t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn39。s Ross? Rachel: He39。 London are consistently solid, but many of our officers have reported disappointing fields. (Chandler drifts off and his arm slips off the table and he wakes back up.) Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you I39。t do that. Rachel: Yeah, I39。t fall asleep. Joey: You know what you should39。s a boy) but I can fix this one, (she writes not in between it39。d marry you! Joey: (He looks around the room) This isn39。s Closet, there are people having sex and Mr. Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets.] Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.) Monica: (walking by with Chandler.) Hey dad! Chandler: Hey. Mr. Geller: (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you. End 她看起來(lái)也不想 但是， 我不知道現(xiàn)在這些事怎么會(huì)發(fā)生！ 什么？她在我?jiàn)A克里面找到那枚戒指， 然后假定我會(huì)向她求婚，就戴上了 ~ 而且還和大家說(shuō) ? 不，不 是 , 她說(shuō)你確實(shí)向她求婚了 . 我真的沒(méi)有 ! 我沒(méi)有 ! 除非 .. 我做了 ? 我 40個(gè)小時(shí)沒(méi)睡覺(jué)了 而且這事聽(tīng)起來(lái)像是我會(huì)做的 . 我們不可能永遠(yuǎn)呆在這里 . 我還是不能相信 我爸居然看到我們做愛(ài) ! 我的那么多次鋼琴獨(dú)奏會(huì)，他一次都沒(méi)來(lái) 反而這個(gè)被他看見(jiàn) . 這個(gè)沒(méi)什么，我們都是成人嘛 根本就沒(méi)有什么可羞恥的呀 . 現(xiàn)在，讓我們把內(nèi)衣揣進(jìn)口袋 走出那道門 . 嗨，爸爸 ! 我還可以叫你爸爸，對(duì)吧？ 當(dāng)然 . 我永遠(yuǎn)都是你的老爸 . 我只是想讓你知道，我們?cè)诶锩姹? 你所看到的那些 并不是為了取樂(lè) . 你說(shuō)那沒(méi)意思 ?! 為什么 ? 為 什么你？為什么ˇ 聽(tīng)著 我只是不想讓你認(rèn)為我們是 想做就做的動(dòng)物 我沒(méi)有那么想 . 今天之前 我根本都沒(méi)想過(guò)你倆做愛(ài)的事 以前只覺(jué)得你們很單純 ... 爸爸，事實(shí)上我們?cè)谠囍?... 什么？ 對(duì) ,我們?cè)谂?，我想懷?. 天呀 ! 這個(gè)太令人興奮了 ! 那你倆回到里面去 ! 我來(lái)當(dāng)門衛(wèi) ! 沒(méi)關(guān)系，爸爸 我們可以晚些再做 . 不，不，不 ! 那可不行 ! 你正在排卵嗎 ? 爸 ?! 你得不停地做 ,女兒 ! 想當(dāng)年，我和你媽想懷你時(shí) 只要她一排卵 ,bam,我們就做 . 也解釋了為什么我臀部有些問(wèn)題 . 這段對(duì)話有意思， 也解釋了為什么我頭上 有個(gè)彈孔。t know where you are, but with everything that39。m gonna go too. And uh, I39。re not going to propose! Ross: Hey, I39。t! Joey: Oh that39。t! (Screams) Well then why didn39。t! Rachel: Yes, you did! Joey: No, I didn39。t propose to me. Joey did. Ross: Poor baby, you39。 天呀 . 不好意思，你說(shuō)到哪了 ? Oh uhuh yeah, 我想你應(yīng)該ˇ 你看 , 她又松開(kāi)嘴了 ! 你說(shuō)是不是我的乳頭 對(duì)她的嘴來(lái)說(shuō)太大了 ? 她看起來(lái)好像被嚇著了 . 她看起來(lái)是不是像被嚇著了 ? 我和她不是很熟 . 讓我們來(lái)試一試按摩胸部 來(lái)刺激流動(dòng) . 你是不是在耍我 ?! 我好灰心！她為什么不想吃我的奶呢？！ 我不知道 ! 也許她有病 ! 嘿，等一下 嗨 ! Chandler: Okay, look, just do it gently. Joey: You39。t. Could you be a dear and go tell him? [Scene: A Hallway, Chandler is following Joey.] Chandler: You still have