【正文】 didn?t treasure I lost her, I ?s the most pain in the God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.第三篇：搞笑短劇劇本《茶葉蛋與愛(ài)情》第一幕在那個(gè)炎熱而充滿激情的夏天，經(jīng)過(guò)無(wú)數(shù)次課間的小紙條，郭建國(guó)終于和李阿芳在一起了。李阿芳：國(guó)，城里人真的好奇怪，就一大鍋菜硬是被他們整成了火鍋，一點(diǎn)青菜豆腐賣的那么貴。李阿芳：我們高中就在一起了，他對(duì)我特好。郭建國(guó)：看，你還記得。我再也不用為錢發(fā)愁，可是，卻失去了男朋友應(yīng)有的對(duì)我的關(guān)心和珍惜。D to P: What you suffer from is myocardial infarction, refer to the ischemic necrosis of the cardiac muscle, often there is violent pain behind breastbone on clinic, generate heat, the leukocyte is counted and increased, the myocardium enzyme of serum rises and the electrocardiogram reflect cardiac muscle acute damaging, a series of characteristic development of the ischemic and necrosis, and can present arrhythmia, shock or in heart failure, belong to the serious type of coronary heart reason of myocardial infarction, the majority is porridge a kind of plaque or thrombosis on this basis of coronary artery, cause blood vessel in charge of stop responsibility nurse of you give you introduce your daily need was noticed just as ：得了心肌梗死，關(guān)鍵是要休息，不然對(duì)你的預(yù)后影響很大。（我用磚頭做房子呢。)The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。)Look!The three little pigs are ing.(瞧，三只小豬來(lái)啦！)小豬一： What are you ?(你們?cè)诟陕锬兀绺鐐儯?小豬二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用葉子做房子呢)小豬三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢)小豬一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，葉子和木棍一點(diǎn)也不堅(jiān)固呀。心肌梗塞的原因，多數(shù)是冠狀動(dòng)脈粥樣硬化斑塊或在此基礎(chǔ)上血栓形成，造成血管管腔堵塞所致。Kdie,為了錢。劉思思：你和誰(shuí)打電話呢？李阿芳：我男朋友。進(jìn)入大學(xué)，阿芳和劉思思分到一個(gè)寢室，對(duì)于這個(gè)地道的本地人，阿芳感到深深的自卑，雖然陌生的人陌生的城市，但是阿芳并不孤單，她和她的建國(guó)哥每天都要打一通電話。the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful passed, the king got married again, The people didn?t love the new queen, because she was day, In the king?s palace:白雪出場(chǎng): My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音樂(lè)起，皇后、魔鏡出場(chǎng)Q: I am a queen , I?m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who?s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill Snow H: Yes, my queen 音樂(lè)起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃: Help me ,help me, please, please!白雪順利脫逃后: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie : 1Look, somebody ate my food2Somebody drank my water3Someone is sleeping now4What a beautiful girl!小矮人睡覺(jué)音樂(lè)起公主先醒了小矮人醒了對(duì)話 5How do you do? : How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:（齊說(shuō)）Nice to meet you ,too6 wele to our house!7Would you like to live here? : My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let?s go out for our work, byebye, Snow 、魔鏡出場(chǎng)Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who?s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!音樂(lè)起，皇后扮演老太太出場(chǎng)，對(duì)話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, : Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? : Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha… 小矮人出場(chǎng)、圍著公主哭Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂(lè)起，小矮人引著王子出場(chǎng)P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!王子喚醒公主，公主醒了P：Wake up!Wake up , my queen!: Thank you for your help!P: My pleasure!音樂(lè)起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞音樂(lè)起，7個(gè)小矮人出場(chǎng)，Big words of western tour（大話西游）Chapter 1 Site：The weddingCharacters:牛魔王、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖 Aside: The story begins with a Bull King is going to have a ：Today is my am going to have a ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it? 牛：Oh!She is not lovely ?s right now at the Flame can do nothing about it!(至尊寶從后臺(tái)走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My brother!Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地轉(zhuǎn)向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to think I ?ve fallen in love with you once I know want to show my I request you to marry me in front of my Pandora?s Box is my gift to hope you would say ：I object!牛：What? 妖：Zixia has a means to test her you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What?s this? Really?妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(劍從至的懷中落下)妖：Magic Sword? 牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾劍)紫：It?s not true!It?s just a is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has ：Aaa……(牛驚慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……Chapter 2 Site: Bull King?s back gardenCharacters: 至尊寶、紫霞（至跑過(guò)來(lái)，突然看到紫獨(dú)自坐在臺(tái)階上，于是走過(guò)來(lái)）至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽劍，指向至。奶奶：你好好學(xué)，只要你期末考試考好了，我把手機(jī)還給你，行不行？ 李星：不就是個(gè)手機(jī)嗎？你愛(ài)藏就藏著吧，我對(duì)它沒(méi)興趣。我天天來(lái)回地跑：你上學(xué)了我就回家種菜去，你放學(xué)前我又得回來(lái)。老人家