【正文】 t would they like to eat, like what to wear, or even get married, have children and an extramarital think that appropriate reporting is possible, can help you understand the dynamics of stars, rich amateur cultural life of the ，有些媒體在報(bào)道明星私人信息方面有點(diǎn)過(guò)度，甚至有些信息侵犯了個(gè)人隱私，這雖然滿足了某些粉絲的需要，但不利于文化的發(fā)展。After entering the 21st century, human is technology development of energy resources has been facing a serious shortage of 39。The man, the woman exists differently, may be engaged in the different work, but enjoys the equal politics, the society and the life About famous people private information現(xiàn)在，許多報(bào)刊雜志不同程度報(bào)道明星私人信息，譬如他們平時(shí)喜歡吃什么，喜歡穿什么，甚至結(jié)婚、生子和婚外戀情。t like sports, they say that too much work, there is no time to exercise, or exercise with a certain degree of risk, for fear of injury to the body, also some people say that there is no sports facilities and ，如騎車、跳繩、打乒乓球等，我認(rèn)為,適當(dāng)參加體育運(yùn)動(dòng)，有助于增強(qiáng)體質(zhì)，緩解壓力，還可以從中尋找快樂(lè)和刺激。With the development of human society, increasing resource consumption, energy wasting widespread, many resources are being gradually reduced, or even close to dry up, sounded a serious warning to 。月球上豐富的硅、鋁、鐵等金屬資源同樣是未來(lái)地球礦產(chǎn)資源的巨大儲(chǔ)存庫(kù)。不久，海倫的父母把她送去一個(gè)名叫 Ann Sullivan的老師那里去。t see had her own way to teach Helen to Helen was older,she went to was very helped many blind and deaf traveled around the world and helped many now,the world remembers her as a brave and wonderful was blind and deaf,but she found a way to see and 。t got your hand updon39。EssayTeacher had set his class an essay in “A Game of Cricket”.After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go essay read: “Rain stopped play.”作文老師給學(xué)生出了個(gè)作文題：“一場(chǎng)板球賽”。s struck once the same place isn39。s FingersTeacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at : I don39。學(xué)生甲：為什么呢？學(xué)生乙：因?yàn)槎率且荒曛凶疃痰囊粋€(gè)月?！盚alf or Five Tenths?Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?Gerald: I39。so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the began to hit the cat said, “Do not hit your old have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young.”第三篇：英語(yǔ)幽默小短文英語(yǔ)幽默小短文Wake up!Wake up!It39?！安逶诒亲永?！”兒子回答說(shuō)。不過(guò)，你得記住要做得像一個(gè)紳士那樣。有一天媽媽問(wèn)她：“海倫，你和吉姆在一起時(shí)為什么從不戴眼鏡？他開(kāi)車帶你去優(yōu)美的地方玩兒，可你什么也看不見(jiàn)。” 正在這時(shí)，一位乘客非常氣憤地說(shuō)：“看在上帝的份上，如果我們?cè)俚粢粋€(gè)引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。s voice again, ”Guess what, just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only will now arrive in London three hours late.“ At this point, one passenger became furious.”For Pete39。湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。當(dāng)問(wèn)及我是否受過(guò)其它的培訓(xùn)時(shí)，我老實(shí)地回答說(shuō)我花了三年時(shí)間學(xué)計(jì)算機(jī)程序設(shè)計(jì)課。s answer: Because our eyes are before 在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。The Fish Net“Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”“A lot of little holes tied together with strings.” replied the little “你能告訴我魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安？” 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子?！盇 physics ExaminationOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?Nick39?！薄昂冒?”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了？”Creative Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in puter programming got the had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I 第一次求職時(shí)，我意識(shí)到在列舉我所具備的為數(shù)不多的條件時(shí)，得有點(diǎn)創(chuàng)造性。他受了傷。” 只剩一個(gè)引擎 One Engine LeftA 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speak