【正文】 t’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says. “No one is laughing.” Teacher says. “No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.【譯文】認錯 約翰并不是個“好”學生。 “不，不是我。”“做得好。然后我對她說：“奶奶，我要回家了。 這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“為什么你把魚放了？” “因為我的鍋太小?！盬rong Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?” Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup.” Susan says, “Don’t worry. I can repair it.” Mark feels surprised and asks, “Repair? You can repair it? You?” “Yes. Believe me! Where is it?” Susan answers. “Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can repair it?” Mark takes out his cuo.【譯文】誤會 馬克最喜歡的杯子了，他很不開心。我的cup破了。他能在外出的時候幫我看家。他想抓住狐貍。 I don’t want to kill you.” So he lets Snow White go. Snow White goes into a forest. She finds a house, and goes into the house. Seven dwarfs live there. They like Snow White, and ask Snow White to live with them. No sooner, the new Queen dies. Because she isn’t the most beautiful woman in the world.【譯文】 白雪公主 白雪公主出生在一個寒冷的冬天，因此她像雪一樣潔白無瑕?！耙虼?，她命令一位獵人去殺白雪公主。 The Clever King Solomon Long, long ago, there was a king. Solomon was his name. He was very clever. In his country, there were two women. They lived in the same house and each had a child. One night, one of the babies died. The dead baby’s mother took the other woman’s baby, and put it in her own bed. The next morning , they had a quarrel. “No, this is my baby!” The dead is yours!”Each one wanted the living baby. So they went to see King Solomon.“Bring me a knife, cut the child into two and five each woman one half.” said the King.“Oh. Your Majesty! Give her my baby. Please don’t kill my baby!”Then King Solomon pointed to the woman in teas and said, “Give the baby to her. She is the mother.” 【譯文】聰明的國王所羅門 很久很久之前，有一位國王，他的名字叫所羅門，他非常聰明?！眹跖袥Q道。 “你跑不過我的！” 不一會它追上了老鼠，還把老鼠丟在后面?！睓C靈兔子自豪地說著。當她媽媽看到這只大南瓜的時候，很驚訝：“天??！這么食的南瓜！你是怎么把它帶回家來的？”小熊貓自豪地說；“我拎不動它，可是我能滾動它??！”她媽媽微笑著說：“真聰明??！記住：只要你肯動腦筋，沒有難辦的事。你說得沒有錯，”?；卮鸬馈！贝骶S說。不一會，那孩子大喊：狼來了！狼來了！”村民來了，卻再次被欺騙。她決定離家參加一個唱片公司。第二只小豬了蓋了一座石頭房子。三只小豬用大火把得很燙。” “我該怎么辦?。俊崩莻??！艾F(xiàn)在我要走了?！北菊f。繞著他走了兒圈。 “我也餓了。我們下去把她捉上來?！霸僖?。父親細細打量著皮特的穿著。他繼續(xù)找水。 “水！太好了！”狗叫著跑過去。 這時候一只口渴的山羊到井邊來了，他看了看井水和這只狗。”就跑開了?！鞍ミ希　崩匣⑻鄣媒衅饋聿⒒仡^看看?！薄芭叮?！我不會游泳，如果你把我扔井水里我會死的。 “于是狐貍跑回家躺在床上。于是，他。如果他來看你，你就跳起來抓住它?！睘觚斦f。在老虎的后邊，有一只烏龜。他跳上山羊的背，又跳出了水井。 “我餓了，我得出去。果然不錯，小姑娘來到一口井邊，把水桶放入井里，水桶水滿了?！备赣H說?？墒沁@位父親可不喜歡這樣，當他發(fā)現(xiàn)他的兒子穿他的衣服時，總是非常生氣?！?狐貍照做了。 “朝這下面看，”比利說， “水里有東西。 A Clever Hare Billy hare is hungry and finds a radish. What he picks it up, Mr. Fox is behind him and wants to eat him. “I’m hungry, too. You’ve my dinner. I’m going to eat you,” ha says. Billy Hare is shocked, but he isn’t scared. He says, “Follow me. I have better food for you.” They go to a well.“Look down here,” Billy Hare says “There is something in the water. “What’s that?” Mr. Fox asks surprisingly. “It’s a big and fat hen. Let’s get down and fetch it.” Billy Hare says and gets down with a pail. “Can you out the hen into the pail?” Mr. Fox shouts. “No. She’s too big,” Billy Hare says, “Come down, please. We can take her up together. Jump into the other pail.” does so. When he gets down, Billy Hare gets up. “Goodbye!” Billy Hare gets down, Billy Hare gets out of the well and says. Mr. Fox can’t get out.【譯文】 聰明的野兔 野兔比利很餓，他找到了一只蘿卜。本趕快躺在地上裝死。當他們深入森林時，突然聽到一個聲音。”鶴小姐說。”醫(yī)生熊貓先生說：“很抱歉，我?guī)筒涣四?。狼發(fā)怒了，他爬上了屋頂并從煙囪往下跳。第一只小豬找到一些稻草，他蓋了一座漂亮的草房子。結果這個淘氣的男孩被狼吃了。我跟你們開完先的。那些企鵝也還在車上，特高興的樣子?！惫凡恍傅卣f。南瓜好像車輪?！百\？賊在哪里啊？”綿羊感到奇怪。這只老師正從它家的窗戶跳下去。 “不，這是我的孩子！這個死的是你的！” 他們都想要這個活著的孩子，于是她們?nèi)ヒ娝_門國王。他們很喜歡白雪公主并留她一起住下來了。她不喜歡白雪公主，因為白雪公主是世界上最美麗的女孩。很快就吃光了所有食物，而后跑走了。這只狐貍正盯著他的食物。他會在地板上打滾。在哪里呢？”蘇珊說?！鞍眩　眿D人說，“我想你剛才還說你的狗不咬人。“?。∫粭l大魚！這條大魚可真大呀！”她歡呼道?！笆沁@樣的，老師。I Made Granny Glad A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?” “Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”“Well done. Who was that?” The teacher says.“My granny.” The boy says.“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, “well. I’m glad!”【譯文】我讓奶奶高興了 一位教師正在對學生將使人高興的重要性?！皼]有人在笑呀?！?警察走后：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了？” 這位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了？我是不想走路回家。”湯姆笑著說：“現(xiàn)在天空太黑了。因為她先說3加3等于6，然后她又說2加4等于6.”Ten CandiesMother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”“Ten.” Jim says.“Then,” Mother asks.“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”【譯文】 十塊糖 媽媽問兒子：“吉姆， 如果你有10塊糖，吃了4塊，那你還有幾塊糖？” “10塊。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀！”Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extrastrong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didn39。” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What39。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。 he will give me very nice food to eat. Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had bee very big。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時會迷戀班上某個人，然后就以為自己戀愛了。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。他買了張票進去了。顧客問老板：「為什么這只要賣五千元？這個價錢對這種鸚鵡來說太貴了！」老板說：「因為我有訓練他講話。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣五千元，另一只賣一萬元，還有一只賣三萬元。那時他第一次去。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.【譯文】一位偉人 老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是一名偉人嗎？學生：當然。 父