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【正文】 I finally earned a Master39。教授走進教室,）教授（掃視了一下，覺得人少，準備點名）:Could you tell me why there so many students do not e here? Why not make a roll call? (教室里出現(xiàn)小騷動)（教授開始點名，每個被點到的同學都答道：here）（于此同時，A先自己答道，然后脫下外套幫別人答道，然后又換一件衣服幫人家答道，這一段要演得夸張搞笑一點，然后配上滑稽的音效）教授（點完名后，看了看花名冊，奇怪的一邊搖頭一邊說）：That’s so funny. Everybody is here……（然后開始上課balabalablabla……然后其他人繼續(xù)睡覺的睡覺，打牌的打牌）教授：Here is a question, I will call somebody answer, if he can answer it correctly, it means he listen carefully, but if he can’t answer ,I will punish him.教授：A，e here ,can u figure out this problem?A（不會答題，左盼右顧,忽然想到辦法似的一擊掌）：Professor, A is not here!教授：That’s unreasonable! Why?A: Emm……He’s ill… …教授（不滿道）：Are you he’s roommate? ok!, Tell him ,I will have a talk with him after classA(誠惶誠恐道)：I know, I know……教授：So, can you fix this problem?A（緊張的）:oh! Emm……en, but, professor……emm，I’m sorry ,I didn’t hear the question教授（生氣）：What? I have spoke the question for three times! ! Didn’t hear me?A: I’m sorry, sir, but……教授：Don’t explain, go to my office after class, by the way, bring your roommate!A（面對觀眾，一攤手）:Oh! No！(全場哄笑)(燈光暗，下場) 【旁白二】????音樂伴奏???? 【大學，一個給你最大的時間自由創(chuàng)造價值的聚集地。) （ABCD四人先上場，AB兩人在一起做議論狀，C打手機，D在撥吉他，隨后教官上場）教官（忽然，厲聲）:Assemble！?。ㄋ娜搜杆僬竞藐?，高矮不齊，面對觀眾）教官：Attention! Now we will have the most cruel time during your school time, that is military training!(眾人笑，交頭接耳，相互議論)Shut up!!(鴉雀無聲！)I’m your master, I hope your guys could support my work!(以上一段話是教官一邊繞著四人走一邊說的)教官（站定在四人面前）：Now！Let’s have our first trainingstand at attention!(說的很嚴厲)（四人立正站好，C閑散的站在那里，頭看著天若有所思。 Do you remember? When you first entered the school it is short hair, you see, there are now a beautiful long hair.B：你也是啊，當時你進校的時候一點都不懂事，現(xiàn)在變得多么成熟。 Look at you, when you enter the school we are all simple, butnow bees so mature.C:想當年，我們軍訓的時候，你還不會踢正步，走得那么難看，總是被罰。忽然傳來他的手機鈴聲……這是教官看著他，但他好像不知道一樣，照樣迅速拿起手機接電話）C: Hi~~ XiaoLi? oh! U like black rose! Ok！Waiting for me
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