【正文】 第二個(gè)塊餡餅的男孩走了進(jìn)來(lái),交給他的爸爸,爸爸又給了一個(gè)客人。校車(chē)來(lái)了。他現(xiàn)在正忙。這是早上8點(diǎn)半起床。 said Mary.39。Hello, who39。他買(mǎi)了張票進(jìn)去了。“面包要不要？還要什么？”“7磅半咸肉，3毛錢(qián)一磅的?！笆访芩瓜壬?，你好，”他說(shuō)道：“3毛3分錢(qián)一磅的咖啡，請(qǐng)給我13磅?！錐ive pounds of tea at 90 cents, eleven and a half quarts of molasses at 8 cents a pint, two eight－pound hams at 31 cents, and five dozen jars of pickled walnuts（核桃） at 34 cents a jar.″″Hello, Mr. Smith,″He said, ″I want thirteen pounds of coffee at 33 cents.″老師惱火的重申鯨魚(yú)不能吞下一個(gè)人身體是不可能的。The little girl replied, Then you ask him.t argue with the childrenA little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.t built in a day.Water your flowers every dayFlowers need water, said the teacher. Water your flowers every day, or they39。”湯姆說(shuō)。ll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight, Tom said.”Stupid Orders 愚蠢的命令When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do.Saving Money 省錢(qián)A man told his son to take a letter to the post office, buy a threecent stamp and mail it.小孩說(shuō)：“媽媽現(xiàn)在不能接電話，她在砸瓶子。兒子：“學(xué)校要開(kāi)微型家長(zhǎng)座談會(huì)！”Microparents forum 微型家長(zhǎng)座談會(huì)Son: Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?Then, can you give us a description of the nest? my sister encouraged her.湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.我在吃我的蛋糕。m eating my cake. He is crying because I won39。他的爸爸聽(tīng)了非常生氣，說(shuō)：我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著他的妻子）她，她是你的媽媽?zhuān)荒?，你是我的兒子?You, You are my son. You, You are my student.過(guò)來(lái)和我們呆會(huì)兒，一會(huì)兒我?guī)湍惴銎饋?lái)。那孩子答道。I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy39。朱絲對(duì)上課很厭煩，她更想在海灘觀看潮起潮落。s pest 老師的調(diào)皮學(xué)生It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.嚙齒類(lèi)動(dòng)物在紐約市附近的一家時(shí)尚的私立學(xué)校泛濫成災(zāi)?！耙?yàn)榈綍r(shí)候我只需一周工作一天，” 約翰回答說(shuō)。A garbage collector? his mother asked. She was very surprised. That39。小男孩沉思了一下，就天真地說(shuō)：“哦，我知道爺爺為什么有那么多白頭發(fā)了?！盢aive reasoning 天真的推理A man was telling a story to his son, a fouryearold boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father39。Unexpectedly the boy replied angrily: Don39。t bother me. You go home to feel sorry for your own little boyhe has got two!s head and asked: Why are some of your gray, papa?我想他的兒子們一定也非常頑皮。s not a very pleasant job. Why do you want to bee a garbage collector?當(dāng)然他必須去上學(xué)，但他厭煩學(xué)校，并盡可能地少做功課。 那家學(xué)校的校長(zhǎng)（我的一個(gè)朋友） 請(qǐng)來(lái)了一位健康檢查員來(lái)給在校師生作一次幻燈演示，告訴他們?nèi)绾翁幚磉@種情況，如，要垃圾裝好，上課不能吃東西等等。Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.“如果你想說(shuō)話，到教師前面來(lái)說(shuō)話吧，你當(dāng)老師吧。s answer.爸爸不高興It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. Hey Willis!! the farmer yelled, Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I39?！薄疤昧恕?，威利斯答道，“但是爸爸會(huì)不高興的。When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher。彼得是個(gè)聰明的孩子。t give him any.他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。Tommy: That39。約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。Well, ma39?！拔覜](méi)看到鳥(niǎo)兒，老師，只看到鳥(niǎo)窩。Dad: What ah?爸爸：“什么叫微型家長(zhǎng)座談會(huì)？””A letter to God 寫(xiě)給上帝的信A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, they decided to send it to the president. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5 bill and sat down to write a thankyou not