【正文】 otheramp。quot 辣amp。 feet n．英尺；腳（pl．）yard n．院子；碼 4. heavy adj．重的；交通量大的，繁忙的 5. Blue Jeans． 藍(lán)色牛仔服。 go to School有兩種理解：①在學(xué)校讀書(shū)，上學(xué)；②去學(xué)校，上學(xué)校 10. They make a little food go a long wag． 因?yàn)樗鼈儾弊娱L(zhǎng)，一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)食物都要走很長(zhǎng)的路才能咽下去。amp :t/n．四分之一；二十五美分 the bed won’t e to us．因?yàn)榇膊粫?huì)走向我們。 letter n．信件；字母 16. Ohio．俄亥俄州?！眘moke ；冒煙 little more than a foot long． 一英尺多一點(diǎn)。 “What es before six？” 另一種理解是：什么在六點(diǎn)鐘之前來(lái)？ 22. A poor friend， because a friend in need is a friend indeed．貧窮的朋友，因?yàn)榛茧y之交是真情。39 s too far to walk. 走著去太遠(yuǎn)了. 27. When youamp。 30. Hes making a hog of 。 34. Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter 。39 t a cat? A kitten.(小貓) 7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours? Day breaks, but doesnamp。quot toamp。39 s the first thing he did? He got wet first of all. 21. Who isnamp。39 s nice not to see you again. 31. What wears a cap but has no head? A bottle. 32. What rises in the morning and waves all day? A flag. 33. What is an astronomer?(天文學(xué)家)? A night watchman with a college education. 34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? Because they always have their hands in front of their faces. 35. What is wind? Air in a hurry. 36. What es after the letter amp。39 s too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? A secret. 5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time? A photographer. 6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnamp。39 yesamp。quot 13. What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office. 14. What do workers do in a clock factory? They make faces all day. 15. What 5letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? Sixty. 16. When do you go as fast as a racing car? When you are in it. 17. How many sides does a house have? Two inside and outside. 18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers? A doorbell. 19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? On his feet. 20. When the boy fell into the water, whatamp。39 t sit down. 30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man? Itamp。39 s the difference between a hill and a pill? A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down. 43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington? Because heamp。39 t read. 50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers? The outside. 51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? Cool! 52. What is never used until itamp。39 s Day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?) 答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^(guò)了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng) ) question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個(gè)問(wèn)題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?) 答：Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎) 經(jīng)典笑話 tree is always very sad? (哪種樹(shù)總是很傷心?) 答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹(shù)) can you get water with a net? (什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?) 答：When water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí)) is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃? 答：Heamp。39 s a mile between the letter amp。 question is that to which you must always answer amp。quot (當(dāng)別人問(wèn)你)“yes”怎么拼? were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪? 答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中。39 s the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最貧窮的銀行是什么？) 13. What month do soldiers hate?(軍人憎恨什么月？) Answers: 1. Silence. (沉默) 2. No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。) 5. Because someone will give her away. (因?yàn)橛腥藭?huì)揭發(fā)她。Crane鶴，舉重機(jī)) 11. Because is a pigboat. (那是潛水艇。(行