英語(yǔ)三人短劇__搞笑-全文預(yù)覽
【正文】 個(gè)顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個(gè)要干凈的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I39。re the loveliest tax collector in new era!X: Excuse me, and I have to go : A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you? Xiaofu: Well, may I have the pany of my husband? Dabao: No, no, no o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok? Xiaofu: just a have to go home now.(leaves)Dabao, See you : Hope to see you End第二篇：英語(yǔ)三人短劇 搞笑顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了 服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心，先生，不是很燙！A : Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don39。Serve people, serve : Great!Have you??Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married。t cheat me, you39。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is （抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?羊肉串和納稅人（英文小品）Characters: , Xiaofu, Dabao : Tax is the major source of the fiscal is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 , the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very first Act happened in I(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want , Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up,)Xiaofu: Tax!Pay the tax!Dabao:(change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no : Tax!TAX!Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi!Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi!Taxi!Xiaofu: Enough!Are you the vendor? Dabao: No , No, No, no!I 39。金成武決斗時(shí)的音樂(lè)）荊軻Are you Li mochou?’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ you challenging me? 荊軻Off course!聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音樂(lè)起兩人沖上前來(lái)“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。ve forgotten it when I removed the other ，湯里有只死蒼蠅！是的，先生，是開(kāi)水殺死了它們。A:Waiter there39。s a cockroach the fly is on your ，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見(jiàn)，先生，要不別人都要。t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 39。服務(wù)員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么？ 看起來(lái)象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what39。s not that hot!一個(gè)服務(wù)員給顧客拿來(lái)了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。t worry Sir it39。ll have :(2nd customer:)Me tooand be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:)Two one asked for the clean glass? 創(chuàng)新句子：我堅(jiān)持用干凈杯子喝茶。s a fly in my soup!B:Don39。s a fly in my soup!C:No sir that39。ll all be wanting ，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒(méi)有另收錢(qián)。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe I39。s the hot water that kills （Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he you want to know what happened at that ti
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