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【正文】 ed to be really scared about marriage. I was like, Wow! 50% of all marriages end up lasting forever! 這會幫助我贏得年輕人的選票。所以我很理解美國人所經(jīng)歷的痛苦。因為我一半不黑一半也不白。我覺得生活就像是在漆黑的冬夜里往雪地上撒尿。（此處故意將“Yes We Can”混淆成了“Guess We Can”。）After being a US citizen, and I immediately registered to vote for Obama and Biden. You are wele. You had me at Guess we can. That was their slogan. 成為美國公民之后，我立刻就登記了大選，并投給了奧巴馬和拜登。s true! cause we won the World Series every year! 2008年，我正式成為了美國公民，為此我感到很高興。t stand the sensationalism and demagoguery of PBS and QVC. If I can39。我覺得新聞業(yè)是雙關(guān)語最后的陣地了。We have many distinguished journalists here tonight, whom I consider as my peers. Because I used to write for the campus newspaper. I think journalism is the last refuge for puns. Only on a newspaper can you see just like, I was born in the year of the horse, and that39。但是他正指揮著兩場戰(zhàn)爭，并且他們還是授予他諾貝爾和平獎。Stephen Colbert, 給他記上。So, I, to be honest, was really honored to be here tonight, and I have prepared for months eh, for tonight show, and I showed the White House my jokes about President Obama, and that is why he decided not to e. And he decide to talk about immigration reforms. Take that Stephen Colbert! 坦率的說，我真的非常榮幸今天能應(yīng)邀來到這里。事實上，我曾經(jīng)讀過你的自傳。我想有一部電影是關(guān)于他的，那就是《殺死比爾》（Kill Bill）。（這里說醫(yī)保體系給人慵懶意識）I live in Massachusetts now, where we had universal healthcare then we elected Scott Brown. Talk about mixed messages! I think there was a movie about him. It39。I read in the Men39。（white guilt是指白人因為奴役黑人的歷史而產(chǎn)生的負(fù)罪感。）What39。t do the thing I do best here, being ethnic. 從Rice畢業(yè)后，我決定留在美國。但操作起來其實挺困難，很多時候我不得不在公共場合對他說：“嘿，聽著，如果你不說英文，就滾回家去。（，這句話有歧視外來移民的意味）而我兩年后才看到它。And I was driving that a used car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off. And one of them said, If you don39。我七歲的時候，有一天他問我，“嘿，兒子，你說為什么豆腐比社會主義計劃經(jīng)濟要好？”（風(fēng)馬牛不相及）我想了五分鐘，然后問他“為什么呢？”，他說“因為我說好就是好！”（笑點在于：豆腐，計劃經(jīng)濟以及極端的父權(quán)。也就是在那里，我知道了光的傳播速度要比聲音快，而聲音的速度就和石頭飛的速度差不多慢。（這里是隱指Salah夫婦闖入白宮歡迎晚宴的新聞）I grew up in China. Who wouldn39。Good evening, everyone. My name is Joe Wong. But to most people, I am known as W
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