【正文】 ding?(為什么圖書館是最高的建筑物？) 7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的橋梁是什么？) 8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北極與南極的區(qū)別是什么？) 9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘氣的男孩為什么想去鐘表廠工作？) 10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鳥能舉起重物？) 11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyfortynine person in it. At this time,a pregnant woman es on andboards the ship. The shipsinks. Why? (有一艘船只能容納50人，現(xiàn)在已有49人。quot yesamp。39 samp。39 s making a hog of 。March 三月 行軍) 經(jīng)典笑話 weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?) 答：When itamp。39 s broken? An egg. 53. Whatamp。39 s dead. 44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. 45. What will you do if a maneating tiger is running after you? Nothing. Because Iamp。39 s nice not to see you again. 31. What wears a cap but has no head? A bottle. 32. What rises in the morning and waves all day? A flag. 33. What is an astronomer?(天文學(xué)家)? A night watchman with a college education. 34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? Because they always have their hands in front of their faces. 35. What is wind? Air in a hurry. 36. What es after the letter amp。39 s the first thing he did? He got wet first of all. 21. Who isnamp。quot toamp。39 t a cat? A kitten.(小貓) 7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours? Day breaks, but doesnamp。quot Aamp。39 t your sister and isnamp。quot Are you asleep? 11. Why do some old people never use glasses? They must prefer bottles to glasses. 12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house? Because the instructions on the paint can say amp。39 t fall night falls, but doesnamp。因為兩個字母S 篇二：英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大全 英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎 1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors? A mushroom.(蘑菇) 2. What is smaller than an insectamp。 31. The cold war is 。39 re in it. 當(dāng)你坐在跑車?yán)飼r. 28. They make a little food go a long ，一點點食物都要走很長的路才能咽下去。 a friend in need患難之交 in need需要幫助，需要資助，窮困的 wind blew風(fēng)在吹 Blue．藍色。 foot n．英尺；腳 “A little more than a foot long”實指“比腳長點點”。 Ohio兩頭是O，中間是hi，音似high。 go to bed另一種理解是：走向床，走到床跟前 letter E， because it’s the end of life．是字母E， 因為它是“l(fā)ife”這個單詞末尾的字母。 go a long way維持很長一段時間 11. Make other things first． 先做其他的東西。 blue adj．藍色的；傷感的 6. six legsforelegs in front and two in back． 有六條腿，前面有前腿，后面有兩條腿。quot 。39 s guitar in the refrigerator ?(小湯姆為什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）? Because he enjoyed cool music. 13. What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么東西即使放在冰箱里也熱？） Chili Pepper. 注: 以上腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大量運用了雙關(guān)語（puns）： （11）“matchless”既可理解為“沒有火柴的”，又可理解為“舉世無雙的，無可匹敵的”； （12）“cool”可表示“冷的、涼的”，也可指“棒、時髦的； （13）“hot”有兩個意思：amp。39 s the beginning of everything! 8. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? Dad (Father) 9. What fruit is never found singly? (什么水果永遠不會是單個的？） Pear 10. Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes? (年輕人為什么不愿意和福瓊家女兒約會？） Because she is Miss Fortune.? 注: 以上腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎泛采用了同音詞（homonyms）: （8）“father”（父親）與“farther”（更遠） （9）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一對）， （10）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸） 11. Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(為什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的東西？）? Because it is matchless. 12. Why did little Tom put his br