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ew business site and the owner read the card,.... “Rest in Peace.” 經(jīng)理高聲朗讀著花籃上的賀卡:“安息吧。他發(fā)下試卷,然后回到講臺前等待。其中一個學(xué)生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。教授發(fā)現(xiàn)一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票,還有一張紙條寫著:“一分一塊錢。 After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this:somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, .. 花店老板來了,看到這個明顯的`錯誤和經(jīng)理氣急敗壞的樣子,他說:“我真得很抱歉?!蔽一卮鸬溃骸拔矣浀媚阏f現(xiàn)在誰都沒空。但是現(xiàn)在沒事了,因為我剛剛開槍把他們都打死了。我把電視機給賣了! 誰都沒空 I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had left the light on in theshed. She could see from the bedroom window. 那天晚上,我剛要上 床睡覺,妻子告訴我說我沒有關(guān)儲藏室的燈,她從臥室的窗戶看見那還亮著。 i’m afraid we ca