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童英語幽默笑話段子 他什么都沒聽到 Working at the post office, I’m used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, “What’s the trouble?” “I went out this morning,” she began, “and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing!” After apologizing, I got her parcel. “Oh, good,” she gushed. “We’ve been waiting for this for ages.” “What is it?” I asked. “My husband’s new hearing aid.” 我在郵局上班,對于顧客們的各種情緒早已習以為常了。他說他什么都沒聽到”。“我丈夫的新助聽器”。 聽到這個回答, 陌生人覺得很好笑。) 用“beans(豆子)”造句 A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.” 一名老師讓學生們利用單詞“beans(豆子)”造句,其中一個女孩說“我爸爸