【正文】 question can you never answer amp。quot Put on two coats for best results.amp。39 t your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? I myself. 22. What has teeth but cannot eat? A b. 23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them? A farmer. 24. Why does time fly? To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it. 25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. 26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail? All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking. 27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? A river. 28. What kind of dog never bite? A hot dog. 29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? Because it canamp。quot ? All the other letters. 37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? Teapot. 38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it? Short. 39. What person does every man take his hat off to? A barber. 40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school? Because he wants to go to high school. 41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you? Water. 42. Whatamp。39 t you advertise for your lost dog? He canamp。39 s a lot of bones without the person on them! 54. What is dark but made by light? A shadow. 55. What can you break with only one word? Silence. 56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? The light. 篇三：幽默英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大全 搞笑英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎 1. Why are people tired on April Foolamp。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?) 答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。39 s the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么? 答：Smiles. Because thereamp。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。quot What does yes spell?amp。為什么？) 12. Whatamp。) 3. Your age. (你的年齡) 4. He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一條熱狗。 a world of difference 天壤之別) 9. They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼臉，做鐘表面) 10. Crane. (鶴。) 。為什么? 12. Why is the et like Micky Mouse? 為什么是彗星像米老鼠？ 《》 25 / 25。) 1. What will you break once you say it? 什么東西一說出來就打破？ 2. Will liars be honest after they die? 騙子死了之后會誠實嗎？ 3. What always goes up and never goes down? 什么東西只升不降？ 4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? 男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽光下？ 5. Why can a bride hide nothing? 為什么新娘子什么也藏不?。? 6. Why is the library the highest building? 為什么圖書館是最高的建筑物？ 7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? 世界上最小的橋梁是什么？ 8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? 北極與南極的區(qū)別是什么？ 9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? 淘氣的男孩為什么想去鐘表廠工作？ 10. What bird lifts heavy things? 什么鳥能舉起重物？ ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already fortynine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman es on and boards the ship. The ship ? 有一艘船只能容納50人,現(xiàn)在已有49人。pigboat，潛水艇) river bank。Give away 揭發(fā)，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎) 6. It has the most stories. (它的樓層最多。(不會，他們依舊撒謊。 will you break once you say it? (什么東西一說出來就打破？) 2. Will liars be honest after they die? (騙子死了之后會誠實嗎？) 3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么東西只升不降？) 4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽光下？) 5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(為什么新娘子什么也藏不??？) 6. Why is the library the highest buil